In “Never Say…Never Mind,” the Swedish Bikini Team finds themselves in London at Buckingham Palace, where they are being honored with British Orders of Chivalry. However, their mission is to track down and eliminate a copy of the notorious Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, Helga is missing in action in Amazonia and receives her Damehood in her absence. The rest of the team anticipates a relaxing yacht trip and a role as judges at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open. Unbeknownst to them, they are about to encounter a whirlwind of intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain, and peril in high places.