Given a deadline to pay his debts or else, chronic gambler Harold plants a bomb under the Rolls Royce of his uncle, sports magnate Big Fred. However, Big Fred is…
While working on an assignment, Gibbs is seriously injured in an explosion, and taken to a hospital, where he recalls his painful past, which he has always hidden from others….
Francis goes AWOL from military school and comes home to get together with his ditzy girlfriend, so they can get away forever. She turns out to be a thief who…
The videotape Kramer made is played for the jury. When the NBC executives arrive, George forgets about the trial for a moment and complains loudly about the plane. The prosecution…
George searches for a nickname and decides on ”T-bone.” Jerry has hired a maid to clean his apartment. Elaine suspects there is more than cleaning going on. Kramer’s girlfriend is…
Elaine is confronted with cake from two separate birthday celebrations. She is tired of the forced socializing, so she calls in the sick the following day. Jerry & George are…
Kramer ”hangs-out” more than usual at Jerry’s place. Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting. George takes a large book into the bathroom with him. Kramer and Newman plan to implement Kramer’s…
Elaine thinks that Puddy is religious because of the presets she discovers on his car radio. The first idea George presents at a Kruger project meeting goes over great, his…
Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. George receives a message from Susan’s parents, the Rosses. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine’s…
George tries to break up with his girlfriend, Maura, only she doesn’t agree. Jerry has purchased cuff links worn by Jerry Lewis in Cinderfella. He plans to use them as…
Kramer’s brutal honesty, gets Jerry in trouble with Susan’s old college roommate, Sally Weaver. Elaine obsesses over the meaning of a cartoon that appears in The New Yorker. Elaine and…
George, Elaine and Jerry attend Tim Whatley’s Hanukkah party. Jerry meets an attractive woman with whom he sets up a date. Elaine meets a man in a bad denim vest…
Jerry, George and Elaine return from their trip to India that they don’t want to talk about. Sue Ellen calls the wedding off and Nina doesn’t want George or Jerry….
After Kramer finds the set of the old Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, he begins to treat his entire life like a talk show. Jerry’s new girlfriend has a…
Jerry’s childhood friend ”Fragile” Frankie promises to get Jerry a new car because of a show he did for Frankie’s car dealership. George prepares for his weekly call to his…
Jerry has an encounter with an Exacto knife and ends up having an infusion of 3 pints of Kramer’s blood infused into him because Kramer decided to store his blood….
Frank is supposed to say ”serenity now” every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up. Jerry’s girlfriend gives his Knicks tickets away. She comments that she has…
George’s employer wants to get rid of him, since they now know he isn’t really handicapped and they don’t like him. He has a one-year contract with Play Now that…
Not fully recovered from ”The Summer of George,” George is using a cane to get around. Jerry might have another shot at NBC, through an appearance on a NBC Showcase…
George discovers he has a severance package from the Yankees that should last him about 3 months and he decides that he is going to take the summer off. Jerry…
George watches a bag for a tourist who never comes back, so he starts wearing some of the clothes. Elaine tells Kramer that the stories he sold to Peterman were…
George’s girlfriend is big on using the phrase ”yada yada”; Jerry says at least she is succinct. Jerry’s dentist just became Jewish and he is already making jokes that make…
George is tired and needs to take a nap while at work; he finds the perfect place, under his desk. Kramer has taken up swimming, but he finds the pool…
A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend Neil, a guy who looks just like him. This intrigues George; he wants to meet Neil. Jerry is going to Florida to help…
Elaine wants to have some Chinese food delivered, but lives just outside the delivery zone. In order to fool the delivery man, she pretends that the janitor closet in the…
Kramer decides that daylight saving time isn’t coming fast enough, so he sets his watch ahead an hour. Mike, the guy who once referred to Jerry as ”a phony,” has…
Jerry’s girlfriend, Ellen, seems perfect in every way, but everyone else seems to have a problem with her. George interviews candidates for the Foundation’s first scholarship. The candidates seem over-qualified,…
George has trouble thinking of a comeback to a comment made by Reilly; he does think of one, but it’s a little to late. Jerry buys a new tennis racket…
Jerry’s parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus for $6000 in order to give Jerry some money to help him out. They along with Kramer suggest that Jerry might try…
Everyone makes a comment about a bad check of Jerry’s that is on display at Marcelino’s store. Through the Foundation, George gets the opportunity to visit a women’s prison. He…
George is excited about the new apartment he is going to move into. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a ”set-up.” Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where…
George’s girlfriend has mononucleosis and he can’t have sex with her for six weeks. Elaine’s met a doctor who’s almost gotten his license to practice. Jerry agrees to appear at…
George reveals a strategy to guarantee a second date with women – leaving an object behind at their place. However, this strategy gets Elaine into trouble, when George leaves behind…
Elaine’s new boyfriend, Brett, is obsessed with designer furniture and the song ”Desperado.” Jerry spots an umbrella salesman using the sales technique he invented. The salesman says it was someone…
Jerry is intrigued by the concept of his girlfriend having a mentor. George prepares to give a lecture on risk management by reading a book, but realizes that books on…
Elaine reluctantly lets George attend a party she is throwing at work. ”Sweet fancy Moses” exclaims George when he sees Elaine dance at a party she’s holding for her employees….
Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and just begins working there. He is ”TCB.” Elaine sets Jerry up with a friend who is very beautiful, but she has…
George thinks the foundation lawyer thinks he might have killed Susan, Jerry suggests using a method employed by Jerry Lewis to find out. Kramer falls for Jerry’s girlfriend and he…
Months after her death, George is ready to move on, but Susan’s parents want to keep her memory alive. Kramer becomes a karate master, where his opponents are equals in…
As the big day grows nearer, George and Susan order their invitations. Susan lets him choose the cheap ones. George tries to think of a way out. Elaine suggests smoking…
After George makes an off-hand remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, Jerry and Elaine wait in anticipation of their inevitable separation. Elaine sports a new hairstyle, starts…
George becomes Steinbrenner’s pet, when he shares an eggplant calzone with him. Kramer is raving about wearing clothes ”straight out of the dryer.” Jerry thinks that Elaine’s boyfriend is dating…
Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk. George has an unwanted house…
George is happy because he has a three-month reprieve. The wedding is delayed until June (just in time for the end of the May sweeps and a cliffhanger!). Meanwhile he…
Susan’s old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the…
Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry’s parent are in seclusion in…
Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their…
Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George’s obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him….
Elaine sees a girl’s bike she wants, but she strains her neck trying to getting the bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes…
Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. He also is keeping an eye on a friend, Lloyd, who’s recovering from a nervous breakdown. Lloyd has a…
Jerry finds the number of girl he wants to contact on Kramer’s AIDS walk sponsor list. After finding out that her preferred method of birth control is only available in…
Elaine has tickets for a historical clothing exhibit and realizes that she has no female friends; Jerry suggests that she ask Susan. Kramer suggests that is the wrong move and…
While on their way to the ”soup place” Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the ”Soup Nazi.” Elaine…
George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house…
Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; however, he likes dogs. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry’s healthy breakfast, gets into George’s eye and…
George is feeling the pressures of his relationship with Susan and decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at her uncle’s store. Kramer’s friend ”Maestro,” makes…
Elaine’s dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer’s involvement in the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his permanent…
Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women, so they make ”a pact” to change their ways, though Jerry doesn’t know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new…
George and Jerry are suspected, by the cast and Kramer, of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game, giving Jerry’s girlfriend, Bette’s understudy, a chance to perform. Kramer becomes…
George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine’s boyfriend paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game, disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing…
After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant, Katie, makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will…
Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say ”ASSMAN.” Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used…
Jerry is disgusted when he finds out he was eating pecans that were just in his girlfriend’s mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is…
The guys play a game of basketball with ”the Jimmy,” a man who talks about himself in the third person. Jimmy sells odd shaped training shoes and George is an…
The doorman in Mr. Pitt’s building, cause’s trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George’s father is…
Elaine’s friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must ”kiss hello,” has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry’s grandmother wants him to open…
Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. George, who’s now wearing his toupee, discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer gives a…
George meets an old friend who’s spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy, that everyone knew except him. Kramer calls a litterbug ”a pig” near a cop who’s on a…
Elaine and Jerry are suspicious of a friend’s gift, when a gift Elaine gave him, a label maker, is given to Jerry in return for some Superbowl tickets Jerry has…
Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt’s tennis racket, but the injury suffered may ruin her chances, especially when she must get his racket back. Jerry’s girlfriend never laughs,…
Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he…
Jerry confronts his dry cleaner, whom he spotted wearing a jacket that he brought in for cleaning. George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one, he…
Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian, the only condition,…
George and Kramer convince Jerry he’ll be missing out on something if he stops dating a Romanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George’s bathroom habits….
Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry’s new couch. Kramer plans to start the pizza business he thought of back in ”Male Unbonding” with Poppie. George joins a…
Jerry and Elaine see George’s father with a man with a cape but don’t say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George’s phone line after the wires get crossed…
Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend…
Elaine’s boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. George and his girlfriend pick…
Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant; when they need a chaperone Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her…
Kramer is dating one of Elaine’s co-workers, a woman who drives her crazy. Kramer brings her to one of Jerry’s shows, where she heckles him relentlessly; unfortunately there is a…
Jerry’s parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he’s just returned from three weeks on the road can’t get anytime alone with…
A girlfriend poses as Jerry’s wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George uses the shower at the health club as a bathroom and is afraid of being…
Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a ”little person”, into getting lifts to keep his job. Jerry visits a sick friend, who’s in need of a good laugh, at the hospital….
Jerry can’t believe that his girlfriend won’t share a piece of pie with him. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she wants to know…
Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a ”marine biologist.” An infuriated Russian writer tosses an electronic organizer belonging to Elaine out…
While in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman in the next stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerry’s girlfriend whose voice…
George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend’s…
Elaine meets a man who’s perfect except his name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry is frustrated when he can’t get his girlfriend, who’s a masseuse, to…
George is uncertain about whether his job interview was successful or not, so he decides to go into the office and act like an employee while the boss is on…
George tells Jerry about his lack of confidence below ”the equator.” Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when he finds out she faked her orgasms. Kramer gets banned from his…
The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerry’s car. George can’t believe it when he spots Susan holding hands with another woman. Elaine loses her current boyfriend…
Jerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it ”rhymes with a female body part.” Could it be ”Mulva”? Elaine visits an old boyfriend who’s…
Jerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned to a nasty old man. Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of hers and George depresses his…
No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, ”not that there is anything…