Patrick Bristow

Billie’s use of magic outside of the lair gets her in trouble with Justin, and her fear of being kicked out of yet another home bubbles to the surface.

During an impromptu get-together with Joanne’s family, Noah is determined to make a good impression — so determined that it’s a major turnoff.

While investigating the death of an intruder at Quantico, Jimmy and Kasie are exposed to a deadly biotoxin; the NCIS team calls on Dr. Carol Wilson for help as they…

Alex and Bradley try to accept change as a new book promises shocking revelations.

TMS races to report an unconfirmed story.

TMS welcomes a new face. Bradley gets a surprise visit.

Bradley covers the start of campaign season while Alex prepares for her big moment.

Frankie fears that her innocent flirtation with Axl’s friend has been misinterpreted, and Frankie’s dad, Tag, secretly asks Mike to help him study for his driver’s test so that he…

Hanna enters a beauty contest and turns to Emily for help; Aria asks Andrew to keep an eye on Mike.

Everybody believes that they know best how Eve should deal with her feeling after her first high school breakup.

Teddy tries warming up to her English teacher by having Charlie take part in her oral presentation on the book Animal Farm. Meanwhile, Gabe and his basketball team fire Bob…

When the producer of the reboot of a classic SF show is murdered at a Las Vegas science-fiction convention attended by both Hodges and Wendy (both, unknown to each other,…

After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen’s most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby befriends…

Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her…

This is the show’s first Halloween episode. Edie Britt’s biggest fear comes true when Carlos walks out on their relationship. Susan finds Mike’s father, who was supposedly dead. Danielle goes…

A monster-like robot is accidentally released into the hotel, due to the twins. A Halloween party is thrown by London. A typical prank.

Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school’s annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill,…

When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificially created memories, she gets very angry and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good…

Becoming Hollywood stars starts to go to the boys heads.

Zack has to take on the responsibility of taking care of Carey and Cody due to them being ill. Cody uses his illness to his advantage by making Zack his…

Zack convinces Cody, Jessica, and Janice to go see a scary movie, but when it’s Zack who gets scared, Cody uses it to his advantage. Meanwhile, London likes a boy…

Maddie runs a Daycare Service at the Tipton, and when Maddie has a family obligation to attend to, Zack and Cody take over. Meanwhile, London encourages Mr. Moseby to take…

Prince Sanjei comes to the Tipton to be crown king, but when he tells Zack and Cody he wants to try being a regular kid, Cody poses as him, and…

After getting bad grades on his report card, Zack decides that he needs a way to get good grades without having to study. When Bob, a boy with Dyslexia, shows…

Jesse McCartney checks into the Tipton Hotel and Maddie, London, and Zack break into Jesse’s room. Zack collects discarded items belonging to Jesse, so he could sell them. Cody enters…

London spreads a rumor she started about Maddie, and Maddie accidentally spreads one about London. Cody wants to look different, because people kept on thinking he was Zack. Cody has…

In an attempt to lure the sisters out of the manor, Zankou sends his underlings to attack Leo, in order for him to search the house for the Nexus and…

After Hal forbids Dewey from inviting his peculiar classmate Chad over for a sleepover, Dewey quickly finds out that his father had good reason to warm him. Meanwhile, Malcolm and…

Chase writes a play, and he is cast as the lifeguard, and Zoey is cast as the alien, who he gets to kiss. Chase is excited, but then Logan auditions…

Sean’s old friend Dave is in town, a children’s performer who goes under the name ””J.J. Bodybuddy””. He lets Dave stay at his house…but it isn’t entirely altruistic. He’s promised…

When a talent scout comes to Bayside, everyone has reason to sing, except for one thing: the talent scout is dressed in disguise. Meanwhile,Cory looks for Victor&Tanya’s embarrasing performance tape.

Malcolm gets his tongue pierced and needs to hide it for a month. While Lois’ mother, Ida, comes and annouces that she will marry a rich Chinese Man that she…

A bag of cashews and rasins threatens Larry’s working relationship with David Schwimmer; a dirty locker and a golf club threatens his club membership; Larry gets into a compromising situation…

Ben Stiller gets upset when Larry refuses to sing ”Happy Birthday” to him. Larry then hits him in the eye with a toothpick.

Sabrina faces the wrath of Zeus when she uses her magical powers to help her ex-boyfriend Harvey afterhe gets a hockey injury and needs help, so Sabrina goes to Mercury…

A plane smuggling psychedelic toads from Columbia crashes in Quahog, and toad-licked becomes the new drug of choice in the Quahog high school. Peter infiltrates the high school undercover as…

When Lois decides to run for the local school board, Peter runs against her in effort to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter and his supporters start a negative campaign…

Joey is beginning to like Janine more. She gets an invitation to dance on ”Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” and invites Joey, Monica and Ross to join her. Monica…

Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then kicks Chris out of the scouts. Peter then takes…

Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie’s birthday. What Meg doesn’t know is that she’s…

A parody of the career of Ellen DeGeneres, celebrating her 75 years in show business.

After Spence sniffs a heavy dose of insecticide, he awakens in a world where being gay is normal, Joe is in love with him, and Paige has a buzz cut…

Laurie has prepared for a big romantic evening with flowers, fine wine and a homemade dinner, but she still needs Ellen to stick around for it.

Ellen feels pressured to support gay businesses, but a gay plumber nearly sends her housewarming party down the drain.

While on a double date with Spence, Paige and a dumb lesbian, Ellen runs into former boyfriend Dan. He is taken aback by her personal revelation but accepts it, leaving…

Ellen senses a kindred spirit when she meets a gay woman, who enlightens her to her own sexual identity. Confused by this startling self discovery, Ellen seeks the guidance of…

Ellen senses a kindred spirit when she meets a gay woman, who enlightens her to her own sexual identity. Confused by this startling self discovery, Ellen seeks the guidance of…

Peter confronts Ellen at a spiritual retreat while a robber at Buy the Book confronts Paige, Spence, Joe and Audrey.

Ellen misinterprets the signs of a handsome deaf actor, and Spence gets his signals mixed when Paige’s former fiance returns to the scene.

Ellen feels like a turkey when she unwittingly invites a homeless man to Thanksgiving dinner.

Ellen tries to bond with her father, Paige is bent out of shape when Spence accepts a wedding invitation from an ex-girlfriend, and Joe is bound for New Mexico in…

Ellen and Paige attend their 25th camp reunion, where Paige seeks revenge on the girl who put gum in her hair,

When Ellen decides to put down roots and buy a home of her own, she’s unprepared for the price–the cost of her beloved Buy the Book.

Ellen and her friends make a frantic effort to retrieve a racy videotape that winds up in the wrong hands.

When Paige’s wedding day is marred by complications, maid of honor Ellen manages to keep it together. But things threaten to fall apart when she stumbles on an unlikely couple…

Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk. George has an unwanted house…

Ellen gets caught in the middle of Paige and Matt’s relationship when Paige’s engagement ring gets stuck on Ellen’s finger.

Inspired by domestic diva Martha Stewart, Ellen throws an elegant dinner party, but she’s the one who’s thrown when an unexpected guest arrives.

Ellen feels like an angel when she donates her tax refund to charity, but she has a devil of a time recouping the cash when Uncle Sam demands it back.

Determined to fulfill a childhood dream, Ellen takes ballet lessons and sets her sights on dancing the lead in her class recital.

When Ellen learns that the show-biz party she crashed was for charity, she tries to make amends by going on a volunteering binge.