Orson Bean

Grace’s plan for a relaxing spa day backfires. Frankie tries to find Joan-Margaret a husband. Robert hosts a fundraiser to save the community theater.

Amy and Dina both head to the hospital to give birth, but Amy has a vastly different delivery experience after discovering her health insurance has limited coverage.

Dodo returns to Bellacourt after being served with divorce papers and challenges Chair to a duel; Lillian starts drinking, much to a newly-baptized Beatrice’s dismay.

Lillian plans to marry an extremely old and wealthy man named Laverne; Hortense flirts with Laverne’s handsome grandson Bertram; incriminating photos threaten Frederick’s position as vice president.

Haley, Alex and Luke scramble to fulfill their promise of a special day for Cameron; Gloria arranges a playdate with a couple at Joe’s school.

Everything that begins must eventually end. This episode of beginnings and endings walks us both backwards and forwards as we take our final stroll down Wisteria Lane.

Elka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie’s dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion with a man from her past.

The Wisteria Lane residents each enjoy a progressive dinner; Renee begins a short-lived relationship with a bartender; Bree sees a connection with Chuck; the housewives cover up a fatal accident.

Gaby covertly meets Bree when Carlos forbids them from being friends after learning the truth about his mother’s death. Meanwhile, saved by the late Beth Young’s kidney donation, Susan begins…

Believing she’s on a winning streak after undergoing a successful kidney transplant, Susan begins to think she’s invincible and starts to gamble with the little money she and Mike have,…

Susan vows to get the most out of life when she learns that her dialysis isn’t working and that, unless she receives a kidney transplant soon, she will die. Meanwhile,…

Gabrielle and Carlos head to Texas to visit Gabrielle’s stepfather’s grave; Lynette prohibits Porter and Preston from bringing home prostitutes; Renee tries to use Susan’s dialysis to help her get…

Paul’s nefarious plan for Wisteria Lane is put into full effect. Juanita discovers that she isn’t Gabrielle’s biological daughter, and Bree invites Keith (guest star Brian Austin Green) to move…

Gabrielle desperately tries to figure out a way to keep Grace in her life; Keith plans a very special dinner with Bree; Tom is angry at Lynette for not disclosing…

Thanksgiving on Wisteria Lane finds Gabrielle and Carlos hosting Carmen, Hector and Grace to a bountiful feast. But the Solis’s discover some surprising news about the Sanchez’s that could threaten…

A reluctant Susan accepts Lynette’s offer to be baby Paige’s nanny; Bree meets Keith’s parents; Renee makes a proposal that Lynette can’t refuse; Gaby fears that Bob might be trying…

Gaby risks her safety to help Angie; Lynette’s fate and that of her unborn child lie in the hands of Eddie; Susan comes to grips with her financial woes; Bree…

Angie’s ex-boyfriend, Patrick, emerges after her trip to New York. Meanwhile it’s game on between Gaby and Susan, as they go to shameless lengths to top each other’s kids; Lynette…

Having never had the chicken pox herself, Gaby stays with Tuc and Bob and is reminded of what it’s like to be single again; Lynette and Tom forget Penny’s birthday;…

Former exotic dancer Robin will have a profound effect on Susan’s friends with three teenage boys at home, Lynette will keep a watchful eye; Bree picks up a few tricks…

Gaby and Angie challenge each other’s parenting skills, Susan befriends a stripper and takes her under her wing, Lynette and Tom argue the merits of their new therapist, and a…

Susan turns up the heat for Mike, Bree learns it won’t be easy to undo the hurt she’s caused Orson, Lynette discovers Tom’s true intentions, and Gaby is forced to…

Gabrielle and Lynette’s friendship is on the brink of collapse, whereas Bree and Orson come to an agreement about their marriage. Meanwhile, Susan hatches a plan to help an irrational…

When Juanita’s party is on the verge of being ruined after Gaby is deemed a bad mom, Gaby is determined to prove she’s a responsible parent. Bree gets defensive when…

Mrs. McCluskey falls for a steak salesman called Roy Handler. Julie is found unconscious in the park bushes, which questions Mrs. McCluskey’s decision to tell the police that she saw…

Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

An old man’s confession to seven murders leads Deputy Chief Johnson to investigate the sudden and unnatural deaths at his nursing home.

Mac decides to stand by her friend and Attorney General nominee, Carl Brantley, after he gets hammered in his confirmation hearings. A cargo plane which contains military weapons goes missing…

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man’s trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

The 1953 murder of a white school teacher, a communist sympathizer who was involved in civil-rights issues, is reopened after the victim’s youngest son asks for it to be reinvestigated….

Unable to convince Chandler’s father (guest-star Dan Lauria) to see his son before he dies, Eric is forced into tricking him. Meanwhile, Eric, Annie and Sarah’s mother Rosina (guest-star Laraine…

It’s a scary glimpse into the future for Will and Grace when they visit their curmudgeonly retired college professor only to discover that he is a bitter old man that…

Doug must keep up with Arthur while Carrie organizes his 75th birthday surprise party. When Doug loses Arthur, Carrie must find him.

A parody of the career of Ellen DeGeneres, celebrating her 75 years in show business.

Colleen develops a teenage crush on Sully after he pulls her out of the path of a runaway wagon. Imagining herself as a damsel in distress and Sully as her…

Matthew’s sudden announcement that he wants to marry Ingrid causes upheaval in his relationship with Dr. Mike, who feels he’s too young. In an effort to prove he’s man enough…

After a patient of Dr. Mike’s dies of blood poisoning, she accuses Jake, the barber, of infecting the man with his dirty razor. Her accusation throws Jake into an alcoholic…

After ambushing Black Kettle’s camp, General Custer enters the town carrying wounded soldiers and Indian prisoners, including Cloud Dancing, whom Custer threatens to kill if Dr. Mike does not treat…

Horror mounts when a flu epidemic attacks Colorado Springs. Dr. Mike must attend the sick townspeople and protect others from getting the deadly disease. But being a lady doctor has…