Despite everyone’s protests, Joan allows her snobby, Ivy League-educated guidance counselor to advise her against applying to college. However, after Joan relays her plans to Roger, an engaging college student…
Emma and Norman spend a day away from the motel; Romero looks into two strange deaths in White Pine Bay; Norma returns to school; Caleb and Dylan’s hidden secrets unravel.
Roger seeks to expand his affair with Megan’s mother. Pete has a ”last” encounter with Beth with lasting repercussions. Megan struggles to find acting work and asks for Don’s help…
Pete asks Joan to make a personal and moral sacrifice to ensure the company lands the Jaguar account. Don becomes furious after learning of the impact Megan’s new profession will…
Everything that begins must eventually end. This episode of beginnings and endings walks us both backwards and forwards as we take our final stroll down Wisteria Lane.
A progressive dinner party thrown for Susan to celebrate her move back onto the lane leads to a shocking murder. Meanwhile, Gaby is stunned to learn the identity of the…
The Wisteria Lane residents each enjoy a progressive dinner; Renee begins a short-lived relationship with a bartender; Bree sees a connection with Chuck; the housewives cover up a fatal accident.
Paul begins to suspect that Susan is responsible for his rapidly declining health; Lynette and Tom butt heads over where to go on their family vacation, as well as which…
Gaby covertly meets Bree when Carlos forbids them from being friends after learning the truth about his mother’s death. Meanwhile, saved by the late Beth Young’s kidney donation, Susan begins…
Believing she’s on a winning streak after undergoing a successful kidney transplant, Susan begins to think she’s invincible and starts to gamble with the little money she and Mike have,…
Susan vows to get the most out of life when she learns that her dialysis isn’t working and that, unless she receives a kidney transplant soon, she will die. Meanwhile,…
While in therapy, Gabrielle learns the truth about her past; Keith becomes suspicious about Bree’s secret; Lynette’s mother tells a lie to a coroner about Frank’s death; Mike confronts Zach…
Lynette feels her mother (guest star Polly Bergen as Stella) is marrying Frank (guest star Larry Hagman), an abrasive and obnoxious man, for all the wrong reasons, and thus tries…
Susan’s mother and aunt visit her at the hospital, Lynette plots revenge against Tom, Gabrielle becomes increasingly obsessed with getting Grace back and Bree wants to be friends with Beth.
Paul finds out that Beth is Felicia Tilman’s daughter while a therapist asks Carlos and Gabrielle to erase Grace from their lives. Susan finds out she needs to go to…
Paul’s nefarious plan for Wisteria Lane is put into full effect. Juanita discovers that she isn’t Gabrielle’s biological daughter, and Bree invites Keith (guest star Brian Austin Green) to move…
Gabrielle desperately tries to figure out a way to keep Grace in her life; Keith plans a very special dinner with Bree; Tom is angry at Lynette for not disclosing…
A reluctant Susan accepts Lynette’s offer to be baby Paige’s nanny; Bree meets Keith’s parents; Renee makes a proposal that Lynette can’t refuse; Gaby fears that Bob might be trying…
Susan is forced to reveal her secret to Mike; Juanita becomes suspicious of Gaby’s interest in Grace; Lynette is worried about Tom’s mother’s memory lapses; Bree learns a secret about…
Susan’s days as a sexy internet sensation may be coming to an end after she angers an important client and incurs the wrath of her boss, Maxine; Renee and Gabrielle…
Susan is horrified when she discovers that she has become the face of the provocative internet company she’s been secretly working for and is now the cover model for their…
Lynette is angry when Renee starts spending a lot of time with Tom; Bree finds herself falling for Keith (Brian Austin Green); Susan feels guilty about her side job.
Paul Young, now out of prison, returns to Wisteria Lane with an enigmatic new wife; Susan, Mike and M.J. live in an apartment on limited funds; Lynette’s successful college friends…
Gaby risks her safety to help Angie; Lynette’s fate and that of her unborn child lie in the hands of Eddie; Susan comes to grips with her financial woes; Bree…
Determined to derail son Preston’s marriage to Irina, Lynette discovers the truth about her future daughter-in-law. In the meantime, Gabrielle offers to help out Bob and Lee in the most…
Angie’s ex-boyfriend, Patrick, emerges after her trip to New York. Meanwhile it’s game on between Gaby and Susan, as they go to shameless lengths to top each other’s kids; Lynette…
While in the Big Apple, a chance encounter with supermodels Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova leads Gaby to an unexpected revelation about herself. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom are in for…
Having never had the chicken pox herself, Gaby stays with Tuc and Bob and is reminded of what it’s like to be single again; Lynette and Tom forget Penny’s birthday;…
Patrick Jane and the CBI team investigate when the body of a high-end luxury car sales woman is found in the trunk of a Bentley in the dealership’s showroom.
Lynette balks at the idea of seeing a couples’ therapist. Meanwhile, Katherine is seeing her own psychiatrist, Gaby and Susan are determined to find out which of if their kids…
Susan turns up the heat for Mike, Bree learns it won’t be easy to undo the hurt she’s caused Orson, Lynette discovers Tom’s true intentions, and Gaby is forced to…
Gabrielle and Lynette’s friendship is on the brink of collapse, whereas Bree and Orson come to an agreement about their marriage. Meanwhile, Susan hatches a plan to help an irrational…
When Juanita’s party is on the verge of being ruined after Gaby is deemed a bad mom, Gaby is determined to prove she’s a responsible parent. Bree gets defensive when…
Mrs. McCluskey falls for a steak salesman called Roy Handler. Julie is found unconscious in the park bushes, which questions Mrs. McCluskey’s decision to tell the police that she saw…
Mike gets married and his bride is finally revealed will it be Katherine or Susan? Meanwhile, Lynette deals with the realities of being pregnant again; Bree works to break free…
Edie becomes the subject as the other housewives reminisce about her: with Susan recalling the first time they met; Lynnette remembers an unforgettable night; Gaby remembers an evening of friendly…
Bree clashes with Alex’s mother for their sons’ affections. Gabrielle urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more time away from home. Susan turns to…
Lynette takes extreme measures to protect her son. Carlos realizes the extent of Gaby’s sacrifices for their family. Bree wants to prove to Andrew that she has accepted him for…
Susan’s daughter Julie comes to visit with her surprising new boyfriend. Gabrielle learns that Mrs. Hildebrand has made her and Carlos heirs of her entire fortune. A reporter looks to…
Gaby is over the moon when Carlos’ client makes them an offer they can’t refuse, but a startling discovery leaves her second guessing. Lynette grows suspicious that Tom is cheating…
Driven by a hidden agenda, Dave convinces Susan to throw Mrs. McCluskey a surprise party for her 70th birthday. Jackson wants to take his relationship with Susan to the next…
Five years have passed since Katherine shot her ex-husband as Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gaby stood together in solidarity to protect her. Susan tries to hide her relationship with a…
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Susan and Mike try to name their son. Lynette is arrested for supposedly attacking Kayla, and Tom must do what he can to save his family. Bree is being stalked…
Susan meets her ex-husband, Karl at a Lamaze class, and finds out that he has remarried and is having another child. Lynette learns who was responsible for starting the fire…
In the aftermath of the tornado, the residents of Wisteria Lane try to rebuild their lives. Katherine discovers someone may know her secret while Lynette faces the possibility of her…
This is the show’s first Halloween episode. Edie Britt’s biggest fear comes true when Carlos walks out on their relationship. Susan finds Mike’s father, who was supposedly dead. Danielle goes…
Bob & Lee’s contemporary water sculpture in their front yard prompts the Wisteria Lane neighborhood association into action. Edie finds out about the affair that Carlos is having with Gaby….
Edie is shocked when she receives some news at the gynecologist’s office. At the baby shower Bree’s friends throw her, Bree’s ex-mother-in-law Phyllis discovers her pregnancy is a hoax. Finally,…
In the aftermath of their near-indiscretion, Elliot realizes she doesn’t want to be with Keith, and J.D. resolves to stop sabotaging himself. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Turk find a patient…
In the second part of this two-parter Grissom investigates the murder of an aging rockstar who is found dead in his kitchen with an exact replica of the crime scene…
In part one of this two-part seventh season opener Grissom and Catherine handle the case of a women’s dead body found at Cirque du Soleil by a performer. Meanwhile, an…
Lindsay, Stella, and Mac are on the case of a dead ADA, who they discover, is involved in a ”kill war” with water guns. Meanwhile, Danny and Hawkes investigate the…
Meredith grows increasingly dissatisfied with the unknown details of Derek’s life. Meanwhile, Alex treats Devo, a patient whose religious beliefs jeopardize her chances for recovery; Izzie contemplates reconnecting with her…
Vincent’s struggles with his latest novel leads him into blowing off his agent, who responds by dropping Vincent and demanding the return of the advance that Vincent’s already spent; Maxine…
With all three of her children living once again under the same roof with her, Maxine finally decides to let them be the grownups that they are (horseplay notwithstanding) and…
Phoebe begins dating a guy who works for Monica, causing a problem when Phoebe wants to dump him on the same day Monica plans to fire him. Ross discovers that…
Gina decides to sue Felice for $1.1 million for the money her mother misspent and ””pain and suffering.”” Donna, torn apart by her family’s bickering, runs crying to Noah. She…