Bob’s hero, a washed-up baseball player named Torpedo Jones, starts pitching for the local minor league team. Torpedo befriends Bob, but the dark underbelly of minor league baseball threatens to…
After the town’s annual Lobsterfest is cancelled by a storm, Bob defiantly opens his doors for a festive celebration. When he wakes the next morning, Bob finds the restaurant in…
When Bob’s eccentric landlord, Mr. Fischoeder, pays the family a visit, he informs Bob that his rival across the street, Jimmy Pesto of Jimmy Pesto’s Pizzeria, wants to take over…
Tina is desperate to get her first kiss at her 13th birthday party. But after Louise breaks the deep fryer, Bob takes a second job as a late-night cab driver…
Hank is shocked when his mother announces she is marrying a man she has only known for a few weeks. Soon after, the newlyweds celebrate by purchasing an RV and…
”To Sirloin with Love” is the twentieth episode of the thirteenth season of King of the Hill and originally premiered on September 13, 2009 on Fox Broadcasting Company. The episode…
After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors at feel welcome. However it soon becomes apparent that Canadians…
Hank is troubled when Bobby’s Little League Coach is hassling Bobby about his lack of ability until Hank realizes that the Coach is only trying to make Bobby a better…
After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen’s most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby befriends…
Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank’s nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic…
The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes…
Lucky’s sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesn’t take long before Myrna and Peggy clash over how the children…
Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an…
In order to raise the school’s average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class…
Bill’s love of sugary snacks causes diabetes. After a doctor tells Bill that he will lose his legs he decides to start using a wheelchair. Once he is wheelchair bound…
Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school’s police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man…
Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her…
Dale’s son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school’s offer, which includes a cash contract.
Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh’s father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each…
Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it. However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years,…
Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after ”Sugarfoots” loses its business due to a local ban on the sale of foods containing trans…
Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a…
After they have financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a ”vocation vacation” to learn a new career. Unfortunately, Dale picks basket-weaving, and he’s not very good at it….
Mihn joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practise her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of…
Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince…
To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their ”retreat”, they decide…
Season finale. When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after having an accident on the job. After Lucky’s…
Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank…
Hank is crestfallen when Cotton gives his beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, however things get even worse when Dusty shows up at Hank’s house with a reality TV show crew.
While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that’s been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of…
The guys discuss what they want to pass on to their children, Bill becomes despondent because he doesn’t have any. In an effort to cheer him up, they help Bill…
When Bobby’s snakes gets into the toilet Hank decides to call Animal Control. But instead of taking care of the problem they make the city believe that the problem is…
Feeling unfeminine after a clothing exchange party with the neighborhood girls, Hank offers Peggy a new pair of shoes. After finding that her usual place in Lubbock is out of…
Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend…
Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so he’ll fail and…
When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a ”fun” place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in…
When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills’ pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to…
When Bobby attends the school’s job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he…
After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without…
In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But…
Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory…
After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer…
Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at…
Desperate to be needed, Bill searches for a new hobby. He joins an all-male chorus, the Harmonaholics, and the guys are taken by surprise but vow to be supportive. When…
When Channel 84 hires gung-ho meteorologist Irv Bennett, Nancy and her less-than-accurate weather reports are left out in the cold. Determined to remain an integral member of the news team,…
When smoking is banned in all Arlen restaurants and bars, an infuriated Dale stands up for the smoking community in an act of defiance by going from bar to bar…
When the Tom Landry Middle School football team has to forfeit a game due to poor field maintenance, the booster club resolves to replace the school’s elderly groundskeeper, Smitty, and…
Peggy becomes jealous of all the compliments Hank gets on his lawn. She tries to put her own imprint on the front yard by starting a garden, and to make…
Cotton inherits $10,000 from the will of his friend Topsy, and goes to Mexico, with Bill in tow, to buy a timeshare. Feeling lonely after the death of his friend,…
Sean’s old friend Dave is in town, a children’s performer who goes under the name ””J.J. Bodybuddy””. He lets Dave stay at his house…but it isn’t entirely altruistic. He’s promised…
Peggy returns home to Montana to reconcile with her mother, only to find that her family may lose its land because of escalating property taxes caused by Hollywood stars moving…
When the dump closes, Walt finds himself with an abundance of free time and begins hanging around the house, much to the dismay of Lily, who finds it increasingly hard…
Forced to decide between enrolling in shop class where he’ll work with guys and sharp objects, or joining the peer counseling class where he’ll talk lonely young girls through their…
Connie is turned down for admission to a prestigious summer school because it already has too many Asian kids. Realizing that working hard and overachieving will never help them get…
Hank is outraged when he finds that the Texas State Fair Grill-Off doesn’t allow grilling with propane. Luanne, who wants to be treated like an adult, offers to help Hank…
After reviewing Bobby’s History textbook, Hank discovers that the story of the Alamo has been replaced. Hank teams up with Bruce Tuttle, an aspiring writer-director, to stage a re-enactment of…
When flood threatens the town, the Arlenites gather in the communal shelter: The Tom Landry gym. Hank is supposed to be in charge, but while he’s delayed at the town’s…
When NHRA driver John Force needs an organ transplant, Dale is the only one who can save him. Hank encourages Dale to ignore his fear of hospitals and give up…
Peggy volunteers to help with the school cheerleading squad, in order to get them to learn some cheers to motivate the football team. Up until now, the squad is only…
Hank takes Bobby and the guys on a fishing trip, where they vow to eat only what they catch. A very hungry Bobby befriends the campers next to them, who…
Tony interrogates Nina about Alvers’ location, while Chappelle orders Jack to undergo a medical examination in light of his drug use. Kim and Chase have a conversation about the baby….
Luanne and Bill both get jobs at the hippest hair salon in Arlen, ”Hottiez”. But to land the coveted spots, they make some major changes. Changes that don’t sit too…
Jack and Chase interrogate Nina, but the worm turns when she causes havoc with the CTU computer systems. Chappelle puts Chloe under guard when she refuses to answer questions about…
When Hank asks Peggy to design an art piece for Strickland Propane, she creates the ”Probot,” a statue made out of propane tanks. Her sculpture is rejected by the city…
After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own. After seeing some old paperwork in the garage, Bobby…
When Hank’s house sustains minor water damage, a man from the insurance company sets out to get rich, by determining that the Hill househould is infested with mold. The parade…
The actor who plays TV’s ”Monsignor Martinez” invites Peggy to Mexico City to tutor his children for an English-language exam. In Mexico, Peggy starts to suspect that her suave employer…
Fearing that Bobby is succumbing to bad influences, Hank makes him join a local church youth group. Bobby discovers that the group consists of cool punks (including their tattooed pastor,…
Boomhauer discovers that his brother, Patch, is getting married to the girl Boomhauer loves, Katherine. When it reaches a boiling point, Boomhauer drops out as best man at the wedding…
Hank is enthusiastic about Bobby’s new hobby of cards, envisioning his son as an aspiring poker shark. But they’re really tarot cards, and Bobby’s fortune-telling brings him to a coven…
Hank fails to install the new valve on the water heater correctly, and it causes a leak, leaving Peggy to wake up with Bill hovering over her on the front…
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby’s school, and talks the principal into letting the un-athletic kids (including Bobby) grow fresh vegetables for the football team. When insects start…
Hank takes Bobby to work at Strickland Propane, where Bobby shocks his father by using unethical sales tactics to sell grills. Meanwhile, Bill gets his foot stuck to a weather…
Peggy, Minh and Nancy resolve to save an after-school program from being shut down, but political back-stabbing ensues when all three of them want to run for a seat on…
Hank makes weekend plans without consulting Peggy, and the fallout drives them to a marriage counselor. The therapist learns that one of the couple’s dreams is to own his-and-hers motorcycles,…
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a vision quest. It’s Dale who winds up having a vision —…
Buck comes up with a scam to make money off of Luanne’s good looks, by putting her in the boxing ring. After a few bouts where Luanne dominates her opponents,…
The Mega Lo Mart has a pest-control problem, and the manager asks Hank to recommend an exterminator. Though fearing that Dale will screw it up, Hank reluctantly recommends him for…
Peggy, who yearns to meet more people who love books, takes over a local independent bookstore. The store starts losing money, so Peggy allows Dale to sell guns there. The…
When Hank falls through his kitchen floor, he discovers the underground escape tunnel Dale has been building. What’s worse, Hank can’t move back into his house until the floor is…
Bobby quits the football team as towel manager, to grow roses. His preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest & finds that…
Hank and Bobby go head to head in a craze imported from Canada: dog dancing. Hank catches Bobby Dog Dancing with LadyBird, and he is furious. He demands that Bobby…