Hayley makes Jeff get a friend to add some mystery to their relationship but gets more mystery than she bargained for. Francine attempts to grow the world’s longest fingernails.
The girls are forced into a heist by the Secret Service. Ruby tries to repair Beth and Stan’s relationship. Rio offers an unexpected proposal. Stan and Dean form an alliance.
Beth and Rio form a surprise alliance, but don’t anticipate the shocking consequences. Beth realizes the women’s problems will never go away. Ruby makes a tough decision. Annie is ready…
Beth runs for City Council as tensions rise between Nick and Rio. Nancy, down on her luck, offers Annie some unlikely relationship advice. Ruby becomes suspicious of Stan’s new venture.
A frustrated Rio takes matters into his own hands. More complications arise as the strip club undertakes some trouble. Dean forges an unexpected alliance with Stan.
The trio must find a way to smuggle the fake cash, but things are further complicated when Stan gets involved. Annie reluctantly agrees to go to dinner with Kevin. Ruby…
Things become more complicated for the women under Rio’s thumb. Stan offers the ladies an unconventional idea. Annie’s new living arrangement causes more problems than anticipated.
The Secret Service makes a sudden decision. Tensions begin to rise between Beth and Stan. Annie tackles Ben’s school financial aid problem. Dean is unsatisfied with his new role.
Flashbacks reveal the road that led Rio to his present life. Beth gets a surprise visit from Nick, who warns her against a relationship with Rio. Dean is roped into…
A misunderstanding in space ensures two astronauts go down in history for all the worst reasons; Lola is convinced her brother is trying to kill her but she’s worried about…
When Patrick scores highly coveted tickets to a Kraken watching cruise for his parents, he sees an opportunity to impress his hard-to-please father. The gift blows up in his face…
As a string of high-profile assassinations rock the kingdom, the headstrong and petulant Princess Blossom returns home from school to attend a giant music festival. Patrick is stuck as her…
Young Patrick dreams of earning his knighthood and dispensing justice to evildoers. He’s driven by his goodhearted, earnest nature, but also by guilt: his own siblings are some of the…
When a deadly plague sweeps through the Kingdom, Patrick accompanies the royal family north to stay safe, isolated in an icy ski lodge. While the family makes it to the…
Roger tries to give Steve bubonic plague in order to qualify to Make-A-Wish to meet The Weeknd. Stan abducts The Weeknd to teach Roger a valuable lesson. Meanwhile, Hayley attempts…
White House Council Kendra Daynes finds herself in a dangerous situation that puts another White House staffer’s life at risk, while Hannah Wells takes an unexpected trip for answers.
As more content from President Kirkman’s confidential therapy sessions continues to leak out, Vice President Darby meets secretly with the entire Cabinet, resulting in attorney Ethan West looking into the…
Following the deadly bomb explosion inside a D.C. metro station, President Kirkman declares war on Kunami. When the emir of that country sends his ambassador to negotiate, FBI Agent Hannah…
When a blackout threatens to shut down the government and causes chaos in the streets of Washington, D.C., President Kirkman joins forces with Mayor Ellenor Darby, but the partnership doesn’t…
When a video of the president visiting prison leaks to the media, his team works to minimize the fallout; while a surprise White House demonstration has deeper ties to the…
When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can’t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the attic into a…
Pritchard needs to try and hide his history with Wally, who is now dating his daughter, Helen, after it is discovered that Wally is being coerced by a prisoner planning…
Hank is shocked when his mother announces she is marrying a man she has only known for a few weeks. Soon after, the newlyweds celebrate by purchasing an RV and…
Bobby becomes quite the ladies’ man when several girls in his class consider him a potential date for the Homecoming dance, but Hank is worried that Bobby is being used.
Taylor Stiltskin’s film producer father is throwing her the perfect sweet 16–only nobody showed up! Henry runs into an old friend. Ron gets business advice from a rap duo.
Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July fireworks…
Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank’s nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic…
Bobby is left waiting at the mall when Hank and Peggy’s date goes long. Feeling his parents’ guilt, Bobby uses the incident to pit each against one another to show…
The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes…
The eclipse continues to create chaos. Sylar and Elle face HRG’s wrath. Peter, Nathan and the Haitian go up against Baron Samedi. Ando, Sam, and Frack try to help Hiro…
The eclipse plays havoc with the heroes’ powers. Arthur orders Elle and Sylar to bring in Claire. Hiro, Ando, and Matt follow Daphne to her hometown to learn what hold…
In order to raise the school’s average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class…
Hank and the guys do a good deed when they fix-up a neighborhood house, however after Ted Wassonasong buys the house he decides to knock down the house and build…
”Earthly Girls are Easy” is the second episode in the 13th season of the Fox animated series King of the Hill, and the 237th episode overall. It originally aired on…
Bill’s love of sugary snacks causes diabetes. After a doctor tells Bill that he will lose his legs he decides to start using a wheelchair. Once he is wheelchair bound…
Wanting to spend some quality time with his son, Hank distracts Dale, Bill and Boomhauer with a boat building competition. However, when bats attack the construction garage, Hank has to…
Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her…
Dale’s son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school’s offer, which includes a cash contract.
Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale’s intuition tells him something is not quite right with the whole situation.
Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince…
Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school’s annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill,…
To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their ”retreat”, they decide…
Season finale. When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after having an accident on the job. After Lucky’s…
Feeling unfeminine after a clothing exchange party with the neighborhood girls, Hank offers Peggy a new pair of shoes. After finding that her usual place in Lubbock is out of…
Hank gets sucked into Kahn’s get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. But Kahn wrecks the business by trying to cut corners,…
When Bobby attends the school’s job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he…
Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory…
Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at…
Bobby tries out for the track team and, to Hank’s surprise, makes the cut. It turns out that the coach is using Bobby’s lack of ability to motivate the better…
When smoking is banned in all Arlen restaurants and bars, an infuriated Dale stands up for the smoking community in an act of defiance by going from bar to bar…
When Hank forgets to mail his insurance payment, the coverage lapses for 36 hours, causing Hank and Bobby to go into a state of emergency to protect the house from…
Hank’s co-worker Enrique is having marital problems, and starts spending all his time with Hank. Even though he feels he should stay out of it, Hank reluctantly agrees to help…
When Dale re-reads the Warren Commission Report, he is stunned to realize that maybe the government was right all along about who killed Kennedy. Dale decides to abandon his anti-government…
Forced to decide between enrolling in shop class where he’ll work with guys and sharp objects, or joining the peer counseling class where he’ll talk lonely young girls through their…
When flood threatens the town, the Arlenites gather in the communal shelter: The Tom Landry gym. Hank is supposed to be in charge, but while he’s delayed at the town’s…
Peggy volunteers to help with the school cheerleading squad, in order to get them to learn some cheers to motivate the football team. Up until now, the squad is only…
After becoming inquisitive about how much money the family makes, Bobby decides that he will do some investigating of his own. After seeing some old paperwork in the garage, Bobby…
Hank has an idea, he wants to take Bobby to the doctor to get him some testosterone supplements to boost his energy. The doctor informs the Hills, that he just…
A washed-up former Dallas Cowboy moves into the neighborhood, and nobody can admit that he’s a jerk. Hank becomes so star-struck by meeting ’Big’ Willie Lane, that he forgets all…
Fearing that Bobby is succumbing to bad influences, Hank makes him join a local church youth group. Bobby discovers that the group consists of cool punks (including their tattooed pastor,…
Hank is enthusiastic about Bobby’s new hobby of cards, envisioning his son as an aspiring poker shark. But they’re really tarot cards, and Bobby’s fortune-telling brings him to a coven…
Buck Strickland’s wife finally kicks him out, fed up with his drinking, gambling and womanizing. A despondent and lonely Buck asks Luanne to give him Bible lessons. His attempts to…
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton’s old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions. When Cotton hears of the new ”softer” side…
Peggy, Minh and Nancy resolve to save an after-school program from being shut down, but political back-stabbing ensues when all three of them want to run for a seat on…
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a vision quest. It’s Dale who winds up having a vision —…
Bobby quits the football team as towel manager, to grow roses. His preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest & finds that…
Connie’s delinquent cousin, Tid Pao is staying with the family, due to some drug debts that she is hiding from back home. Bobby falls for her thug-life ways, and makes…
Hank likes the clean-cut music of the boy-band 4Skore, but when he takes Bobby to a 4Skore concert, he is shocked to find that the band does suggestive dance moves…
Dale and Nancy are renewing their marriage vows, and Nancy wants to invite Dale’s estranged father, Bug, a rodeo performer. Dale hates his father for making a pass at Nancy…
When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other’s son, they switch roles, Hank helps Joseph with sports, and Dale reads lines for a play with…
Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until an afternoon talking to Bill sends him right back into a depression. Not knowing where to go with this issue, Hank sends…
Dale is running for re-election as Gun Club president, but his chances seem to be shot when he accidentally discharges his gun. To give Dale his confidence back, Hank pretends…
The episode opens innocently enough with Bobby’s girlfriend Connie inviting him over to add some spark to her dying slumber party. But after Bobby’s beaten up by a crasher, Hank…
Bobby passes himself off as a high school student (explaining his height by claiming that he suffers from a kidney condition), and gets caught up in the school’s attempt to…
A doctor tells Dale that inhaling dangerous chemicals is affecting his health, and if he doesn’t give up exterminating, he’ll die. Hank gets Dale a new job as a faceless…
Bill decides to create his own Santa’s workshop at home and spread the Christmas cheer to all of Arlen’s underprivileged youth. He enjoys it so much that he tries to…
When John Redcorn comes to Bobby and Joseph’s class and tells them about the way his people were treated by the white man, Joseph doesn’t care, but Bobby is so…
With Bobby’s 13th birthday approaching, Joseph comes back from summer vacation having grown six inches. Bobby is upset that everyone still treats him like a little kid, and Joseph is…