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An unlikely chain of events forces Martin to pretend to be gay on Valentine’s Day.

Kentucky Sue, Jack’s former gun-slinging partner and love interest, tracks him down to propose marriage.

Valentine’s Day magic has Sabrina rushing to put an end to Josh’s secret crush on her before she breaks Harvey’s heart.

When Ash hears of the Charicific Valley, he is sure a trip there will boost his Charizard’s spirits, but when they reach the valley, they find its dragon denizens are…

Charlie wants Diana to stay in San Francisco with him, but Daphne says she wants her in Texas with her. Julia and Justin go on a double date and exclude…

Fry’s brief relationship with Amy is forcibly prolonged when a near-fatal car crash leaves Fry’s head grafted to Amy’s left shoulder. Meanwhile, Bender cashes in on Valentine’s Day by starting…

Ellenor defends a ’slow’ teenager accused of killing a younger boy. A witness comes forward claiming to have information exonerating her client, but Ellenor suspects he’s lying. Helen calls in…

Back in Jersey, Furio soon lives up to his name by unleashing his fury on the delinquent proprietor of a local ’tanning salon.’ Dr. Melfi shares her guilt over dumping…

Maria enters Liz in a blind date contest; Max and Kyle commiserate about their shared feelings for Liz; Michael and Isabel send a signal to the fourth alien.

Seven of Nine is forced into a competition for her life known as ’Tsunkatse,’ when she and Tuvok are abducted from the Delta Flyer. If she refuses to fight, Tuvok…

Debbie is found dead in the dumpster behind Sugarfoot’s restaurant, and Hank is a suspect. Hank was with Debbie’s roommate Gayle at the time, but he’s afraid to tell the…

The episode follows lovable local eccentric Leonard in the run-up to him receiving an award for being Britain’s oldest paper boy. Leonard introduces the other local eccentrics including The Duke,…

O’Neill steals technology from the Tollan, and is forced to leave the Stargate program. Maybourne offers an intriguing proposal.

A father is told he can only donate his liver to one of his children, after both go into liver failure. Rose Webber comes back to Chicago Hope and finds…

Dr. Greene and Corday bond with their parents, Lucy cares for a patient with a psychotic break, and Valentine’s Day celebrations in the ER end tragically for one of the…

Special: In ””Part 1””, Angelica comes over, all dressed up as Cupid. Tommy threw one of Angelica’s spent arrows around, which landed on Spike. When it did, Angelica suggested that…

At the request of a victim, the police commissioner comes to Cragen with a special request — close the case of the man who raped three women nearly five years…

Jeremy and Natalie’s break-up ripples through the show after Jeremy asks for his ””stuff”” back. Casey’s dilated pupils provide comic relief for Dan and the crew. Dana deals with Sam’s…

At the request of Lt. Cmdr. Brumby, Admiral Chegwidden sends Harm and Bud to Australia to represent a U.S. Naval officer, Kevin Lee, who has suddenly surfaced 28 years after…

With her parents away, Jackie plans on throwing a small, classy dinner party. Kelso tries to turn it into a fun party, and invites everyone he knows; Jackie is upset,…

Joey is chosen to be part of a group of students to paint a school mural, but when hers is defaced before the unveiling, Dawson offers words of encouragement while…

The cockroaches receive a zapping from Oggy’s newly found Chronofreezer gun. They eventually wake up (thanks to a poodle marking its territory on them) in the future where they see…

Homer and Bart befriend a diving horse at a county fair. They turn it into a racehorse with an attitude, whose success runs them afoul of mysterious, tree-dwelling jockeys.

A group of lonely mortal women at a University cast a spell that turns three animals into men, who wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, Prue adjusts to life being…

A fierce war of pranks ensues after Cory and Shawn diss Rachel (Shawn parks in her parking spot). Cory, Shawn and Topanga takes on Rachel, Angela and Jack, with Eric…

A car accident results in Lindsay deciding to stop hanging out with her “freak” friends. She decides to rejoin the mathletes and start hanging out with Millie again. Sam adopts…

Buck Strickland’s wife Miz Liz catches him at a company dinner with his mistress Debbie, and files for divorce. She takes over Strickland Propane, and promotes Hank to Manager. Hank…

After the Supreme Court refuses to stay the execution of a convicted murderer, Bartlet has forty-eight hours to decide whether or not to commute the sentence; Josh faces off with…

Dennis Mills maintains his innocence. The firm continues the trial, striving against all odds to exonerate Mills.

Buffy becomes familiar with the Initiative and begins to work with them although they are still unaware of her true power as a Slayer. After Buffy abandons her friends at…

Spinelli channels her anger into a playground chalk drawing.

Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. At…

Jack and Emilia must rescue the kidnapped Benjamin Franklin, who is en route to France to build a weapon of mass destruction for Napoleon.

A young girl inexplicably disappears from her home, and Mulder requests the case even though it is a full FBI matter, not just an X-File. When Mulder takes some outrageous…

Angel forms tenuous truce with a warrior demon in order to save refugees from another dimension.

Team Rocket’s new super vehicle, the Arbotank, is their ticket to world domination. That is, until Togepi and its new-found buddy, Sentret, climb inside and accidentally wreak havoc on everything…

A young woman communicates directly with the spirit of Nostradamus. – – – Quatrain 4, Century 9: ””She will rise from the dead / With words of fortune on her…

When Dr. Zoidberg runs amok during the Decapodian mating season, Fry sets out to teach him how to woo a mate. Things backfire when Zoidberg’s desired mate falls for Fry…

After a meteor strike buries the Stargate, O’Neill finds himself stranded on a planet with no hope of rescue.

Joey gets in trouble for giving female customers free food at Central Perk. A sick Monica desperately tries to convince Chandler that she’s not sick. After her father cuts her…

James passes his sergeant’s exam. Jill’s ex-husband could be causing problems for Jill.

Shane demands a one-million-dollar ransom from Dylan. Noah points out that it may have been smarter to kidnap someone whom Dylan actually likes. Dylan agrees to pay the ransom; but…

A teenager is forced to live his life as a girl after the slip of a knife, and McNeil goes to court to try to help.

Sid Camden, a rather unremarkable, socially inept sort of guy, works in an accounting department of a high-tech company known as Veil-Tech. Hal, one of the project managers, secretly loans…

T.J. can’t figure out why Gordy doesn’t like him.

Erotic dreams about Grace send Will to a therapist, who seems more interested in Grace. Meanwhile Jack and Karen clash over her treatment of Rosario.

Out of fuel, the crew of the Lexx has no other choice than to enter stasis while the Lexx drifts through space – looking for something to eat. 4000 years…

Parallel stories pit Malcolm against Kevin, a bullying, obnoxious new kid who goads Malcolm into beating him up; and Francis vies with his intimidating military-school commandant, who’s presenting sex-education lectures….

Tony travels to Italy with Paulie and Christopher to jump-start a car-importing ’business.’ While Paulie and Christopher sample some of the Old Country’s choicest wares, Tony haggles with the head…

The crew of Voyager experience vivid memories and dreams of a battle they don’t remember having, with an enemy they have never encountered.

Curaré is back, and she’s hunting members of the Society of Assassins before they can kill her for failing to assassinate Gotham’s district attorney. Mutura Bootha, the last Society member…

We start off with both teams heading to Lexington Kentucky for their next mission. At the mission they are greeted by Keefla from Road Rules Australia. They are told they…

When Carrie is caught cheating at a board game twice, they trace her cheating problem back to when she was a child.

Joey questions Dawson’s state of mind when he and Pacey decide to lead their friends to a secret location party hosted by a group infamous for their complete and utter…

Unearthly happenings in and around a local museum create an atmosphere of terror.

Eric gets a job at Price Mart as a cashier while Red gets one as a supervisor. Kelso tries to break up with Laurie because she wants a real relationship…

Event: IRELAND 1000 A.D. Sydney’s former classmate Molly fears the life of an online acquaintance is in danger and begs Sydney to help. Sean Bolger discovered an ancient scroll that…

A game of catch turns into SPLAT as Pop and Cub try to retrieve a ball, through heavy traffic.

When Piper contracts a life-threatening tropical virus that leaves her in intensive care, and to try to save her life, Prue and Phoebe cast an ’awakening’ spell. However, since the…

Joe tells Bailey that he’s been stealing money from the restaurant to pay for his divorce. Bailey covers for him taking money from his account to pay the others, but…

Cade investigates a psychic research project in a seaside town. – – – Quatrain 23, Century 3: ””The two-sighted will meet death in sleep / Purged from the nightmare of…

Frasier goes on a date with a high school classmate who has a short temper.

After a judge is found murdered in his car, the detectives begin looking into his background and learn that he often delivered special verdicts for women in return for sexual…

Lindsay takes the firm to Los Angeles to defend an acquaintance who’s on trial for murdering his on-line girlfriend. As evidence mounts against their client, Bobby and the rest deal…

Tony busts Meadow for partying at his mother’s old house. Meanwhile, Ritchie Aprile is out of the can after ten years and looking for action–much to the chagrin of a…

Two boys brought in after a fight at school leads Cleo to discover that one of them has been injecting himself with hormones. Hathaway’s obstetrics nurse, Abby Lockhart, joins the…

Natalie and Jeremy fight over going to a club. Dan finagles the night off. A substitute anchor can’t do his job because of his girlfriend. Dana and Sam share a…

Sniffles the anteater is about to dine on some yummy ants straight from the hill.

Set in the Manchester Evening News Arena, this episode follows the staff and customers preparing for a Super Sounds of the Seventies Night. Matthew Kelly is employed as a steward…

Rygel steals a transport pod and goes to the peacekeeper command carrier to betray the others. However he ends up returning to Moya with Crais who wants asylum. Crichton decides…

Max plays host to actor Jonathan Frakes at the annual UFO Convention while trying to avoid the meddlesome couple who witnessed Max’s life-saving abilities on Liz at the Crashdown Cafe.

The squad attends a homicide with seven naked bodies. Jill’s ex is arrested.

We start off with Piggy still upset about being caught smoking and losing the money for her team. They arrive at their next mission where they find out they will…

Harm is trapped below deck on a sinking ship with a sailer, who has been accused of murder, and a guard. Some rescue equipment collapses, blocking the only escape route….

Cute and cuddly is one thing, but this fragile baby Marill is too much even for Misty. When all Misty’s attempts to toughen up the little Pokémon fall short, Team…

SG-1 receives alien brain implants that manifest themselves as a bizarre man, who tells them that they would not survive the procedure to remove him.

#13001 ””My Emmy or Bust”” Max finds himself in a real situation when he’s summoned to Dragon Land while Emmy is off at the store. He reluctantly goes and finds…

Topanga develops an acute case of Cory-itis after he overreacts to his low score in a magazine’s health quiz (which indicates he should already be dead). Meanwhile, Eric joins the…

Everyone gets on Ray’s case because he’s doesn’t go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to…

After receiving a lesson in the fine art of seduction from Jack, Emilia sets out to retrieve a secret code from the famous French spy, Monsieur Martin.

#12801 ””Sand Castle Hassle”” Emmy and Max are eager to help out the dragons in creating sand castles for Turtle Dragons, who will then lay their eggs in them. It’s…

Lindsay’s parents forbid her from hanging out with Kim, as they see her as a bad influence. Bill grows tired of being picked last for teams for baseball in P.E….

Dawson makes the radical move of dropping out of film class to spend some time re-evaluating his teenage years. Back at Potter’s, Joey is torn between attending Pacey’s opening night…

A new UFO sighting sends suspicion and fear through the town and leads Max and Isabel to investigate the incident during a school camping trip.

When Matthew Logan gets out of prison after serving time for spousal abuse, his first stop is a gun show. He buys a strange handgun from a mysterious stranger and…

At Buffy’s 19th birthday party, Giles finally realises that he is a middle-aged man hanging around with a bunch of teenagers and starts to get depressed about his life. He…

When the Doctor’s singing talents are discovered by a technologically superior race, his new found popularity makes him consider resigning his commission to stay on the alien world with his…

The sisters must find a way to vanquish a ghost who is intent on killing all of the men in a family line, including the last male, a baby.

After a one-night stand goes bad, Cordelia wakes up to find herself extremely pregnant with something extremely unnatural.

Midsomer Mallow has a shot at the Perfect Village title, provided it can keep a murderer at bay.

Andy is finding Theo a challenge. A man is found dead in a hotel bath-tub, minus a part of his anatomy and some personal effects. A mother brings her son…

Arthur is moved upstairs to Carrie’s office once the weather gets cold, but have problems when the weather warms up and Arthur thinks his move was permanent.

Lois and Hal are spending the weekend at a family wedding, leaving Francis — home for a visit — in charge. When Malcolm overhears them discussing whether Francis has spent…