Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow’s kite tangles with The Red Guy’s Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new…
The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken’s covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he…
Mason Stark hates his life. A year ago, he lost his wife Kristin to a mugger’s bullet and he still blames himself for not doing more to protect her. And…
Stardate: 51652.3 – When Voyager encounters a disabled Hirogen ship with a wounded Hirogen aboard, Captain Janeway beams him aboard. Soon, the prey being hunted by this particular Hirogen, a…
A super-intelligent virus program is let loose on the internet and begins to grow and expand by itself, eventually killing its creator when he tries to eradicate it.
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle’s discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to…
An attack by the Dominion on Sisko’s ship endangers Dax and her crew aboard as she leads them into an anomaly that shrinks them to a very minute size. Unfortunately,…
A woman witnesses 2 black boys throwing a white boy from a roof. Simone and Sipowicz suspect that there’s a drug connection. Lt. Fancy is angered by racist comments in…
An alien artifact transports Daniel to an alternate reality, where he is not a part of the Stargate program and the Goa’uld — led by Teal’c — are invading Earth.
Ellen tries to make friends with her neighbors, but they keep catching her in strange coincidences. After all, why would Ellen and Paige be playing Twister on the roof?
Mrs. Dafoe, the art instructor, asks the talented Jane to submit a poster about student life and submit it into a contest. Jane draws a pretty girl looking into a…
It’s Valentine’s Day, and Shawn’s jilted exes are so sure he’ll ruin his date with Angela that they kidnap him to keep him from hurting her. Meanwhile, Cory’s in trouble…
Centuries ago, Bartholomew sent thousands to their deaths during the Crusades, amassing a fortune in God’s name. Now Katherine is determined to take his head – if only she can…
Surviving the energon surge thanks to their new transmetal bodies, Tarantulas sets up a shield around the alien construct and heads inside along with Megatron and Quckstrike. Outside, Optimus and…
Katie, Harrison, Jillian, and Katie’s annoying doll Mary-Ellen were seeing a show put on by the famous ventriloquist Jimmie O’ James, who was using his dummy, Slappy. However, as most…
A Valentine’s Day episode: lovesick Roland the Troll returns, still determined to win Sabrina’s love, but now he is the Equalizer, empowered to punish Sabrina for any misuse of her…
When a major hurricane moves inland, all take refuge in the Leery home, where Dawson rages at Jen about her past, and Mitch storms out after learning of Gale’s affair….
When Otto drives the school bus off a bridge, the kids wind up on a deserted island, fending for themselves in a “Lord of the Flies” parody. Back in Springfield,…
Stardate: 51501.4 – Voyager starts receiving messages from Starfleet through the communications network, now that they know that the crew is alive in the Delta Quadrant. Some bad news is…
Dawson turns to Jen after learning of his mom’s affair, and Joey’s knowledge of it. But he regrets doing so when she tells him some of her problems; meanwhile Pacey…
Valerie and Noah are not enthused when David’s song receives radio airplay. They express their discontent at the amount of time David and Donna are spending together. David and Donna…
Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be…
A series of armed robberies at ATM Cashpoints leads Simone and Russell to a suspect. His mother knows where he is but refuses to help. Medavoy gets confused when a…
Xander tries to use Valentines Day to further his relationship with Cordelia but she succumbs to peer pressure and breaks up with him. With the help of Amy (who is…
Master of Horror Stephen King’s first effort at an X-File sees Scully’s well deserved vacation going terribly wrong and landing her in a small Maine town where one of the…
The school’s newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes…
While out surveying the planet, Airrazor and Tigatron trigger a remaining alien site. While the Maximals scramble to their rescue, Tarantulas is already on his way, determined to thwart the…
After Harvey arrives to help her with a class project but they spend the day goofing off instead, Sabrina’s aunt lecture her on procrastination, so she tries to whip up…
Charlie asks Kristen if he can leave Claudia and Owen for her if he dies. She wants to, but Paul doesn’t like children so much. Claudia has been missing school…
Bobby defends Dr. Jeffrey Winslow, on trial for the brutal murder (and decapitation) of his mistress. Neither Bobby nor Helen (the D.A. on the case) will back down, sending their…
Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and…
When Cory sprains his ankle during the Senior Class ski trip, he can’t let on to Topanga that he feels attracted to the young lady who’s been assigned to take…
Tim begins to want to have more children after Marty asks him to babysit one of the twins. After some discussions about his vasectomy with Jill, and some words of…
Colonel O’Neill and Captain Carter are separated from Jackson and Teal’c during a Stargate journey, and are trapped on a desolate ice world with no way of escape.
Greene flies to San Diego when his mother falls and is hospitalized. His concern increases when he finds her acting ”completely loony and out of control.” To make matters worse,…
A cult lures in most of Springfield to toil for “The Leader.” After Marge escapes and has the family deprogrammed, Homer exposes the man behind the spaceship.
Ben and Dave stopped at an ice cream shop. They ordered some very strange ice cream, as Dave says ””Life is too short for boring ice cream””. However, the ice…
Griffin is selling the shop and the only one interested in buying it is his business opponent. He has no choice and sells it. He and Julia are now debt…
George tries to break up with his girlfriend, Maura, only she doesn’t agree. Jerry has purchased cuff links worn by Jerry Lewis in Cinderfella. He plans to use them as…
Ally and Renee are bridesmaids at a friend’s wedding. They both bristle at the absurdity of the rituals performed, and swear to never do it. Richard asks Ally to flirt…
Louis travels to the American North West, a place where survivalists, white separatists, and paranoid ”freedom fighters” are arming themselves against the ”New World Order”. Meet the ”radical nuts” and…
Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he…
Due to frustration at being unable to wrest custody of his son from his drug addicted wife, Corporal Wetzel was distracted during a war game exercise and crashed a tank….
The mission for Captain Taverner and his squad of North American Federation (NAF) soldiers is simple: search and destroy invading aliens on a distant planet to prevent them from stealing…
Lindsay and Ellenor defend a pornographic star accused of killing her co-star. Complications arise in the Moreno case when it appears Rebecca’s ID of the suspect may have been tainted….
Catera must operate on a 5-year-old who is suddenly stricken with seizures. An HIV-postive friend of Dr. Grad’s talks to Diane about getting pregnant (she wants advice) and Diane (who…
Kellerman is trying to find Lewis, who’s disappeared since his suspension. Bayliss is on vacation. Stivers rotates into homicide and Kellerman isn’t happy to see her. A priest is found…
Cow and Chicken’s class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dad’s golf balls (he was golfing right…
When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how ””easy it can be”” to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. After he quickly runs out…
When Hank’s boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school…
While working on the film class’s movies, team player Dawson has a hard time being stuck in the background. Meanwhile as he plots to give Jen the ”perfect kiss”, Joey…
David angers Valerie by moving out of her room and into Carly’s old house. She apologizes for her behavior and arranges for a record company executive to watch Jasper’s Law…
Chandler can’t deal with the fact that Kathy simulates sex, half-naked, in a play, with a very handsome man. After Rachel is demoted to personal shopper, she is in a…
Niles and Maris’ new counselor, Dr. Schenkman, advises Niles to inject some spontaneity into their relationship, inspiring Niles to surprise Maris in her bedroom. Niles isn’t quite prepared for what…
Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school’s sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she…
Sabrina comes down with a case of ””finger flu”” which causes her magic to malfunction – and accidentally transfers itself to Mrs. Quick who, angered by Mr. Kraft’s scheme to…
Ellen and Laurie take their first trip together, to San Diego. However, a problem arises when Ellen wants to party and Laurie wants to stick to her plan.
Londo collapses from a heart attack, and must battle with his guilt in a dream state. Delenn learns that Lennier is planing to leave Babylon 5 to join the Rangers.
Charlie finds out his friend Kevin is in complete remission and is convinced that his recovery made his chances to recover smaller. Julian and Griffin finally realize they are investing…
Urkel is shocked to discover that Myra has been spying on him, but he thinks she’s really snapped her cap when she starts dressing like Laura. Meanwhile, Harriette discovers that…
The street murder of a woman who worked with underprivileged kids takes a turn towards the bizarre when the detectives uncover she had a predilection for kinky sex, and that…
All bounty hunter Reagan Cole wanted was a holiday in Paris with Duncan MacLeod; what she gets is international intrigue, a hunky underwear model, and a terrorist with a million-dollar…
Cow’s tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someone’s gravy, and licking…
The SG-1 team rescues a group of advanced humans from a planet near destruction, and must find a new home for the refugees before the Pentagon gets their hands on…
After environmentalists successfully ban the hunting of animals, a black market emerges, with humans paying big money to hunt androids who have outlived their usefulness in the mines. The androids…
Valerie completes her community service, but not before arranging for Brandon to run into Kelly and Jeff during a date. A woman considers calling off her wedding to one of…
Louis strips off and plunges into the world of Porn. From the glossy high-end productions to the sleazy ”gonzo” flicks, he gets intimate with the men and women who bang…
With the addition of the latest murder, the ””red ball”” investigation continues full force. The detectives and the returning Bayliss pose as priests in an attempt to flush out any…
Kramer’s brutal honesty, gets Jerry in trouble with Susan’s old college roommate, Sally Weaver. Elaine obsesses over the meaning of a cartoon that appears in The New Yorker. Elaine and…
Dawson casts Jen as the new leading lady in his film, but creates a messy off-camera scene during her date at the school dance. Meanwhile, Joey confronts Mrs. Leery about…
Buffy and the gang track down a suspected werewolf roaming in the woods and also try to stay out of the way of a maniacal werewolf hunter, while Willow tries…
Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless’s…
Teal’c must stand trial for a crime committed while he served as first prime of Apophis when a villager on an alien world identifies him as the Jaffa who killed…