1988

Given a copy of the Cat Bible, passed down through generations while the species evolved, Lister makes an incredible discovery: in his absence, he became a god. Dubbed ”Cloister The…

Caitlin overhears that the PTA want to throw Spike out of school because of her pregnancy. She then decides to write an article about it for the school paper. When…

The schoolgirl daughter of rich parents has been missing for six months. Morse believes she has been killed, and his investigations show curious goings on at the missing girl’s school….

When Bubba gets stood up by his prom date, Mama sets him up with Iola’s nerdy niece, Vernette.

Rebecca is hurt and jealous when Sam’s promoted to corporate headquarters until she finds out why he was moved up.

Having filled in an application for the Rhoades’ to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the game show for newlyweds – ”How Do I Love Thee”,…

D.J. is eagerly expecting a visit from her cousin Steve, whom she hasn’t seen in years, but when Steve arrives, everyone notices that he’s not the same person that he…

Lister’s dream of dating former colleague Kristine Kochanski runs into a big problem: the ship can only revive one hologram at a time – and right now it’s Rimmer. Lister…

ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.

A woman broadcasting resistance bulletins under the codename ””Freedom One”” contacts Power with a dangerous proposal – a meeting between the top resistance leaders across the country to unite them…

After returning home from a long assignment, MacGyver has an unwelcome surprise. Jack Dalton is waiting and wants him to help with a new scheme. A wealthy woman has just…

Marcy dents Steve’s new Mercedes and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant.

Sophia’s latest boyfriend, Rocco claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover a bag of Rocco’s with thousands of dollars in it, they assume he…

After her father decides to seek custody of her, Stephanie becomes depressed. This depression doesn’t improve when her mother announces she plans to marry her new boyfriend. Arthur finds a…

Carla tries to conquer her fear of flying with Frasier’s help and Rebecca waits tensely for a visit from a restaurant critic.

An old flame of Harry’s drops by to renew their relationship but neglects to tell him she’s married.

Vint’s dumb luck gets Mama dragged to a party with the ”beach bum” she’s been trying to avoid.

Screenwriter Tom Dash unwittingly makes a deal with the Devil and finds he must get out of it by finding a new victim or offer up his soul.

Balki is excited because his 106 year old grandmother Biki is coming to America to see him but when she switched planes in New York, she died at the airport…

Goldman, Horn, Calhoun, and Pointer are retruning to the base after spending two days int he rear. Their jeep hits a mine, wounding Calhoun and Pointer. Goldman is blinded when…

Erica meets an older guy at the school dance and french kisses him in the school stairwell. She later feels ill, and thinks he may have given her mono. When…

ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.

Attempting to return to Earth at light speed, the crew experience a bizarre series of flash-forwards to future events. Some are as benign as the Cat breaking his tooth on…

Stardate: 41463.9 The members of an away team investigating the death of an engineer encounter vengeful microscopic life forms.

Betsy, an overweight woman, receives an anonymous package with an earpiece that will supposedly help her diet. It transmits the ””voices”” of her food as is being eaten, but Betsy…

Panic grips the courtroom as the gang races to clear 207 cases in one session so a millionaire will donate money to save an orphanage and so Dan can win…

After Mama wins a trip to Hawaii on Jeopardy!, Mama and the family (plus Iola) say aloha!

The squad is in heavy contact with a group of enemy soldiers, and after taking several casualties manage to be retrieved by two helicopters. Danny hears that his father is…

Fiscus can’t understand his nihilistic cystic fibrosis patient or her punk friends; Dr. Gideon suspends Dr. Craig because of the Spooner malpractice suit; Ehrlich and Lucy are unable to console…

Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her and Dorothy’s latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every…

When Dread unknowingly shuts down a crucial part of the route to Eden 2, the team must brave a biohazard filled disaster area to make contact with a representative with…

The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a…

Rebecca moons over Evan Drake’s bedroom as Norm repaints it, but she’s caught when the man returns unexpectedly.

Melissa rejects her long-lost Uncle Frank, who turns to Angela to help him heal the family rift with his only living relative. After Maggie turns the reins of her Gioberti…

Michael, a heartless collection agent, finds out that Jeanette doesn’t quite understand the rules of going into debt, and has some unpleasant problems as a result.

Sophia announces her intentions of moving out and in with her son Phil. This prompts the girls to reminisce about the good times and the bad times they’ve had together.

It’s up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.

On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say…

Stardate: 41509.1 The children of the Enterprise, including Wesley Crusher, are abducted by a race of sterile people who are unable to have children of their own.

Danny wants to date Linda, the hive mother of the Honeybee troop that Stephanie is a member of, but Danny’s nervous about asking Linda out and he feels that it…

Mama finds herself competing on Jeopardy!

Third technician Dave Lister wakes from stasis to find himself alone aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf, three million years after the end of humanity. His new existence isn’t entirely…

Frasier’s bachelor party turns out depressing and bleak while Lilith’s shower threatens to burst into flames.

Jennifer asks Larry if he can call a plumber for her to fix her shower head while she’s away. Larry decides that to impress her he’ll fix it himself and…

As Lord Dread approaches the grave site to capture Jonathan, they both continue to remember the events surrounding Dr. Power’s death.

A very nice stranger on the run from the mob crashes Christine’s anniversary party in honor of Charles and Diana.

The men of Bravo are certain that Westmoreland has not yet informed the enemy that they are losing, as Firebase Ladybrid continues to come under daily long-range artillery fire. Suddenly…

As Sophia makes up her mind on whether or not to move in with her son, the girls continue to reminisce about the years they’ve shared together.

Phil returns from a training course at the Weigert home office; someone takes a shot at Dr. Gideon; Dr. Craig loses Flash during a rescue attempt by animal activists; the…

On the 15th anniversary of his father’s death, Jonathan travels to the grave site, and remembers the last day his father was alive.

Sophia’s brother, Angelo, a priest, is coming to Miami for a visit and he doesn’t know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. So in order to spare his feelings, Sophia convinces…

Mama starts a senior citizens’ tap-dancing troupe in an effort to get Aunt Effie to exercize.

ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks’ house.

Rebecca thinks she’s finally got a shot at Evan Drake when he invites her and Sam for a weekend aboard his yacht.

Stardate: 41309.5 The aging and terminally ill Starfleet Admiral Mark Jameson, who is negotiating the release of hostages, suddenly begins growing younger through an unexplained phenomenon.

When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundys go on a spending spree.

Joey gets a chance to perform in front of an HBO comedy scout at a comedy club, but when Phyllis Diller jinxes Joey’s chance by taking over Joey’s spot in…

After Balki serves Larry, Jennifer, and Mary Anne some ””bibi-bobkas”” (Mypoian cream puffs), Larry suggests selling them but baking them cannot be rushed.

Morrison counsels a family about genetic testing and Huntington’s disease; Rosenthal’s drug problem causes a death; artist Alex Corey does a shocking piece of performance art; the Craigs proceed with…

Caitlin learns that she has epilepsy and doesn’t want her friends to know. While attending Susie’s slumber party, Caitlin has a seizure and her friends find out. Caitlin loses the…

After Uncle Oscar passes away, Mama is willed his gabby pet parrot.

Power and Pilot are downed, and Power injured, while carrying important data back to the base. Pilot goes for help, but when she finds a settlement, she is recognized as…

While back in Minnesota to fill in as coach for a high-school hockey team, MacGyver tries to change the attitude of a callous player who has a shot at playing…

Stardate: 41365.9 While undergoing repairs, the Bynar Engineers steal the Enterprise to save their planet from destruction.

Stardate: 41636.9 The Enterprise discovers the male crew of a crashed Federation freighter are hiding as fugitives on the planet Angel One, which is dominated and ruled by women.

Stephanie has the chicken pox, and it spreads to Jesse and Joey. As part of his TV sportscasting job, Danny is scheduled to be on the bench at a Golden…

ALF believes that he scared Willie’s uncle to death.

Vince Lucas the racketeer that Larry and Balki testified against has been paroled and Balki invites him into their apartment after writing to him ever since he went to prison….

A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to…

A USO band comprised of three female dancers, a sax players, and a singer, completes their performance at an outlying base, and are rushed to a helicopter to be flown…

Shane tells Spike that his parents want to meet her and her mother to discuss the baby. When the five meet, Shane’s Dad announces that his son will attend a…

After attending a family wedding, Bubba, Mama, and Iola fantasize about what married life would be like with the objects of their affections.

Sophia got the girls a chance to appear on a hit game show Grab that Dough in California. At the hotel, they miss their reservations and they must sleep in…

Dan ties up Mel Torme so Harry can meet him but the judge is preoccupied with trying to keep his stepfather Buddy out of a mental hospital.

Annie Tortelli fills in for Carla at Cheers and Mr. Drake makes Rebecca turn green by personally hiring a pretty young woman to work at Cheers.

When a new student, Liz, transfers to the school; Joey takes an immediate liking to her. Rumours begin circulating that Liz is a wild girl, who likes to have sex…

Power’s team finds a resistance base in complete disarray, the people driven to murderous rages by some kind of drug – a prelude to New Order’s second phase. As bio-mechs…

Stardate: 41242.4 The crew of the Enterprise find android parts that are identical to Data’s while they are exploring his homeworld. When assembled, an ’evil’ twin of Data is created…

Woody takes responsibility for a vase broken by Rebecca at a company party, and winds up pals with the big boss.

While testing a new nuclear bomb defusing team at the Phoenix Foundation, a deadly explosion kills three men. Pete blames himself for not inspecting their equipment better and resigns from…

After Mr. Gorpley gets information out of Balki about what’s in the mail, Larry tells him that it’s against the rules for him to give away what’s in the mail….

At the TV station, Jesse meets Danny’s co-worker Robin Winslow, who is also an old friend of Danny’s, and Jesse uses Michelle’s cuteness to get a date with Robin. When…

Anderson, Goldman, and Captain Wallace are checking out a new weapon that has been added to the platoon’s arsenal: a flamethrower. Zeke and Goldman are unhappy that the next mission…

Iola spends all her time with a new friend.

Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke and she quickly infringes on Dorothy’s relationship with Blanche and Rose who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob.

Stardate: 41997.7 Picard, Dr. Crusher and Data are placed in great danger when the holodeck malfunctions while they are running a Dixon Hill program, which pits them against 1940’s mobsters.

Erica has a crush on Clutch, Paul’s friend. She finds the nerve to ask him to go bowling with her and her friends and he says yes. As Erica has…

Christine’s father makes plans to retire to Florida, but winds up living with her and hanging out with Dan.

Lucy takes a liking to her subsitute teacher. She is pleased with all the attenion he gives her. L.D. sees him look down Lucy’s top in class and warns Lucy…

Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy’s old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to…

Judge Farnham checks into the hospital with an inoperable cancer (and asking for Floyd the Barber); Rosenthal takes Bobby Caldwell’s death very hard; Dr. Craig searches for a date for…

ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks’ window.

A lethal influenza plagues the passages and while they have a vaccine, there isn’t nearly enough. So Pilot offers to enter one of Dread’s chemical factories undercover to retrieve more.

When Larry and Balki are chosen to be in the commercial for the Chicago Chronicle, Larry takes his acting abilities too far and goes overboard.

D.J. makes such a good impression in a play at school that Jesse suggests that D.J. try out for a TV commercial — an idea Danny is against, because Danny…