John Pasquin

After George’s estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. But George’s difficult personal journey becomes a…

George and Angie want a loan for Carmen’s schooling, but they find out they have bad credit when they go to the bank. He says that can’t be right, but…

When George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine’s Day, Angie has a flashback to high school in the ’80s, when George painted a great mural of her for the…

Tim records his finale Tool Time, with a host of guests – and a pregnant Heidi. Morgan offers Tim more money and an executive producer credit to stay with the…

Before Al and Ilene’s wedding, Al tells the guys a secret.

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

Brad and Randy start collecting money for charity, but they get in trouble from Jill for spending some of the money they raised. Maureen Binford makes more changes on Tool…

Tim has trouble running the house while Jill is busy. Maureen Binford wants to change the show again with a section called ””Bachelor’s Corner”” featuring Al.

Dave has Tim tell Karen that they had lunch that day, even though they didn’t. The boys have trouble with the McGurn brothers.

Jill finds Tim’s unfinished wills and he must decide whether to fill them out or not. Mark fears that his father is going to die.

Maureen Binford, the new producer of Tool Time, tries to change everything and Tim doesn’t know how to stand up to her when Al, Jill, and Wilson are all busy.

Tim stays at Al’s when Mark has the Chicken Pox, because Tim has never had it.

Brad and Jennifer plan to dress like Raggedy Anne and Raggedy Andy on Halloween, but she shows up dressed like Danny. After Danny bothers Jennifer and Jill, Tim scares him.

When Tim throws a party to celebrate putting in the hot rod’s engine, Jill decides to hook her friend Karen up with one of the guys coming to the party…

Jill and Karen thinks that Tim will look at a woman in a restaurant, after he checks out a woman on Tool Time. Randy has trouble playing football.

Tim still lets Brad off the hook and go to the planned truck rally after he pulls a prank at school, until he throws rocks at a greenhouse.

Jill has planned a romantic surprise dinner for Tim, who is at Big Mike’s with Al and the guys from K&B Construction. He phones home and she flirts with him,…

Tim and Jill have a fight over the volume of the stereo, until the speaker blows.

Al tries to ask Greta Post out, but when he does he screws up. After Jill finds her old diary, Tim wants to read it. Tim notices that Brad acts…

Al and Robin, Jill’s sister, ruin Tim’s poker night.

Jill tells Tim that he is a bad listener when he doesn’t remember her mentioning the opera fundraiser. Brad and Randy try to get Mark to eat a worm while…

Tim gets bad luck after throwing a chain letter from Al out. Randy wrecks his new bike after being dared to do a trick.

Mr. Binford ruins Tim and Jill’s romantically planned weekend by making them go camping to present Binford’s new line of winter camping gear.

Tim cheats to beat Tool Time guest Bob Vila at a trivia game. Randy pulls a prank on Curtis, a geek at school.

Tim gets Jill a lifetime membership to a health care club, until she says she willl never excercise again. Brad and Randy spend all of their money on a baseball…

Jill doesn’t want Stu Cutler, Tim’s old college friend, in the house. So Tim tries to keep him away but when he gives in and Stu comes to the house,…

Tim and Jill have a bowling match against eachother and try no to make it competitive, until the K&B Construction guys show up. The boys get in trouble at an…

Tim competes in the neighborhood Christmas light competition. Mark writes his Christmas list to Santa, but Brad and Randy tell him Santa is dead.

Tim decides to do a Tool Time special for women to teach plumbing. After being called an idiot by Randy, Brad worries that he will do bad on a test….

Tim decides to put in another sink in the bathroom so his shaving junk won’t be in Jill’s way, but the project takes longer than he expects.

The K&B Construction guys are invited on Tool Time to show how to make hot gourmet meals while on the job site. They use the tools of their trade to…

After Jill drove while her oil light was on, Tim shares this with the Tool Time audience and the other guys say their wives don’t respect their tools.

Tim bets Jill that he can teach the boys some table manners.

While working in the basement, Tim hears some strange noises. Is it a mouse or is it a creepy crawly snake?

Tim becomes green with envy while putting up a new satellite dish on the roof when Jill’s teacher visits.

When she can’t find a babysitter, Jill has a magician watch the kids while she and Tim go on their romantic dinner. However, Tim is too distracted by a football…

After Jill explicitly tells Tim not to touch the dishwasher, he breaks it in an attempt to make it more powerful; more of a ”man’s” dishwasher. Jill has a job…

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

Roseanne’s meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

Roseanne’s station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

Roseanne doesn’t share Jackie’s enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play – with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne’s…

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family–and a fantasy about two hunks.

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan’s dad butters up Crystal.

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan’s buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners’, he attempts to buy their friendship

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for — and subsequently fired from — a job requiring computer experience.

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne’s remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan’s girlie magazine.