John Holmquist

Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to cry. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys launch a “male talk show.”

After Brian’s Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she’d rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts…

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class “snack captain”.

Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

Peter hires the town’s new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor — who turns out to be Brick; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and…

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win “Best Customer” at her favorite coffee shop.

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

Peter’s non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to…

When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him…

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn’t…

Brian worries about the legacy he’s leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company’s mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie’s beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his…

Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team…

In order to ”save” Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow suit. Stewie runs away…

To pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before…

Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels badly and decides to…

Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at…

When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn’t do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.

Brian’s cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

When Peter’s mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.

Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each…

When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a ”voiceover” talent agent named Randy, who…

Brian abuses Stewie’s time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”

Meg’s exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission..

It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him…

On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls…

Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.

When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit’s end until she sees a psychic who assures her they are safe. Even after the boys…

After attending to the concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove the existence of the Evil…

When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After…

After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to…

Peter and Lois’s marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha’s Vineyard for a nice…

Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie’s matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out…

Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make…

At a sleep-over at Tommy’s house, the Rugrats have vivid dreams, except for Chuckie.

When Lois decides to run for the local school board, Peter runs against her in effort to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter and his supporters start a negative campaign…

Rugrats play ””Follow The Leader””, with Dil being the leader. When Dil sucks his thumb (mimicking Stu when he sucks his own thumb after hitting his hammer on it), the…

Susie was a first on her block to get a Cynthia Easy Cook Oven — literally, as they weren’t available to the general public yet; the makers were advertisers on…

Chuckie thinks that he’s not normal because he can color with either his left or right hand.

Stu gets worn out taking care of Tommy and Dil so the adults send him on a spa treatment to make him feel better.

Grandpa’s old army buddy, Roy Davis, is paying a visit, but Grandpa’s afraid that he’ll be embarrased by his baldness and being out of shape. Meanwhile, afraid that Tommy will…

Stu gets worn out taking care of Tommy and Dil so the adults send him on a spa treatment to make him feel better.

Stu & Didi start a new baby book for Dil, to keep track of various firsts that will occur in Dil’s early years. At first, of course, the book is…

Spike’s attempts to save Dil from immenent danger gets Spike in trouble with Stu & Didi.

The Rugrats wander around a ””Chuck E. Cheese””-type pizza restaurant after Piggy inadvertently stolen the game tickets that Angelica had won. Meanwhile, Stu & Drew try to outwit each other…

Chazz falls in love with Naomi, a traffic cop, but the Rugrats try to sour their relationship after Angelica’s lie of cops stealing babies. Chazz’s date with Naomi later becomes…

Grandpa takes Tommy & Chuckie to the new Seniors Center to play bingo. When Grandpa starts losing, however, Tommy & Chuckie look for ””Lady Luck””, who turned out to be…

The Rugrats and the Pickles go to a medieval fair, where Didi, Stu and Grandpa will be helping out. While Didi makes stained-glass windows, Stu and Grandpa operate a mechanical…

Angelica’s a psycho, but we all love her anyway. Seriously, Angelica becomes the Rugrats’ ””Psychic Friend”” by predicting the future. But her antics, demands for payment in toys & cookies…

Angelica’s babies and Timmy McNulty’s brothers compete in various athletic activities for the grand prize — each other’s gold medals.

The Rugrats are puzzled by the erratic behavior of Spike, who has stolen Angelica’s play barbecue, Chuckie’s shirt and Stu’s franks and frequently goes under the house. The Rugrats thought…

Dodie, trying out for the Pep Squad, is doing anything and everything she can to convince the coach to let her on the team.