Andy Ackerman

Elaine’s new boyfriend, Brett, is obsessed with designer furniture and the song ”Desperado.” Jerry spots an umbrella salesman using the sales technique he invented. The salesman says it was someone…

Jerry is intrigued by the concept of his girlfriend having a mentor. George prepares to give a lecture on risk management by reading a book, but realizes that books on…

Elaine has a rash and looks for a doctor who will treat her; despite her doctor — patient relationship reputation. Kramer offers Jerry a method to get a refund on…

Elaine reluctantly lets George attend a party she is throwing at work. ”Sweet fancy Moses” exclaims George when he sees Elaine dance at a party she’s holding for her employees….

Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and just begins working there. He is ”TCB.” Elaine sets Jerry up with a friend who is very beautiful, but she has…

George thinks the foundation lawyer thinks he might have killed Susan, Jerry suggests using a method employed by Jerry Lewis to find out. Kramer falls for Jerry’s girlfriend and he…

Months after her death, George is ready to move on, but Susan’s parents want to keep her memory alive. Kramer becomes a karate master, where his opponents are equals in…

With Paige’s marriage mere moments away, it’s up to maid of honor Ellen to decide if things will go off with or without a hitch.

Ellen and her friends make a frantic effort to retrieve a racy videotape that winds up in the wrong hands.

As the big day grows nearer, George and Susan order their invitations. Susan lets him choose the cheap ones. George tries to think of a way out. Elaine suggests smoking…

After George makes an off-hand remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, Jerry and Elaine wait in anticipation of their inevitable separation. Elaine sports a new hairstyle, starts…

Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project; however, he has no idea what he did or how he did it. The detective on the case thinks…

George doesn’t hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on a set of golf clubs at the Kennedy auction,…

George becomes Steinbrenner’s pet, when he shares an eggplant calzone with him. Kramer is raving about wearing clothes ”straight out of the dryer.” Jerry thinks that Elaine’s boyfriend is dating…

Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk. George has an unwanted house…

George is happy because he has a three-month reprieve. The wedding is delayed until June (just in time for the end of the May sweeps and a cliffhanger!). Meanwhile he…

Susan’s old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the…

Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry’s parent are in seclusion in…

Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their…

Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George’s obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him….

Elaine sees a girl’s bike she wants, but she strains her neck trying to getting the bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes…

Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. George’s bosses consider him for a promotion when they think he is so…

Elaine is dating a jazz saxophonist who’s sponge-worthy but ”he doesn’t really like to do everything.” Jerry tells one of the members of his band that the saxophonist and Elaine…

Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. He also is keeping an eye on a friend, Lloyd, who’s recovering from a nervous breakdown. Lloyd has a…

Jerry finds the number of girl he wants to contact on Kramer’s AIDS walk sponsor list. After finding out that her preferred method of birth control is only available in…

Elaine has tickets for a historical clothing exhibit and realizes that she has no female friends; Jerry suggests that she ask Susan. Kramer suggests that is the wrong move and…

George tries to keep his ATM code a secret from Susan. Elaine is puzzled by a man she once met at a party and talked to for ten minutes, doesn’t…

While on their way to the ”soup place” Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the ”Soup Nazi.” Elaine…

George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house…

Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; however, he likes dogs. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry’s healthy breakfast, gets into George’s eye and…

George is feeling the pressures of his relationship with Susan and decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at her uncle’s store. Kramer’s friend ”Maestro,” makes…

Elaine’s dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer’s involvement in the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his permanent…

Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women, so they make ”a pact” to change their ways, though Jerry doesn’t know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new…

George and Jerry are suspected, by the cast and Kramer, of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game, giving Jerry’s girlfriend, Bette’s understudy, a chance to perform. Kramer becomes…

George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine’s boyfriend paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game, disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing…

After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant, Katie, makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will…

Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say ”ASSMAN.” Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used…

Jerry is disgusted when he finds out he was eating pecans that were just in his girlfriend’s mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is…

The guys play a game of basketball with ”the Jimmy,” a man who talks about himself in the third person. Jimmy sells odd shaped training shoes and George is an…

The doorman in Mr. Pitt’s building, cause’s trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George’s father is…

Elaine’s friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must ”kiss hello,” has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry’s grandmother wants him to open…

Frasier agrees to write an introduction to a new book by a pop psychologist. After reading the book, Frasier realizes he can’t endorse it, but he’s so attracted to Dr….

Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. George, who’s now wearing his toupee, discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer gives a…

Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a ”show about nothing.”

Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a ”show about nothing.”

George meets an old friend who’s spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy, that everyone knew except him. Kramer calls a litterbug ”a pig” near a cop who’s on a…

Elaine and Jerry are suspicious of a friend’s gift, when a gift Elaine gave him, a label maker, is given to Jerry in return for some Superbowl tickets Jerry has…

Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt’s tennis racket, but the injury suffered may ruin her chances, especially when she must get his racket back. Jerry’s girlfriend never laughs,…

Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he…

While visiting Maris at the hospital (she’s having a face-lift), Frasier finds Martin’s old partner Artie. He convinces Martin, who hasn’t spoken with Artie in years, to patch up their…

A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by ”Jon Voight.” Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big…

Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian, the only condition,…

George and Kramer convince Jerry he’ll be missing out on something if he stops dating a Romanian Olympic gymnast. Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George’s bathroom habits….

Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry’s new couch. Kramer plans to start the pizza business he thought of back in ”Male Unbonding” with Poppie. George joins a…

Jerry and Elaine see George’s father with a man with a cape but don’t say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George’s phone line after the wires get crossed…

Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend…

Elaine’s boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. George and his girlfriend pick…

Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant; when they need a chaperone Kramer is available. On the date, Kramer gives her advice and becomes her…

Frasier and Niles try to protect Daphne’s honor when she goes on a date with an ex-con.

Much to Helen’s delight,Davis finally shows up after a long string of cancelled dates.But a furtive search through his luggage while he’s taking a shower,soon dampens Helen’s spirits;Inside a fancy…

Frasier makes a fool of himself yet again, when he talks at length on the radio about Martin’s romantic rendezvous.

The Christmas season brings little joy to the airport.Bunny arrives on Nantucket to attend a friend’s wedding,and ends up sleeping with Antonio in the backseat of his cab.Antonio struggles with…

Frasier becomes aware of his own mortality when a man his age suddenly drops dead. Frasier attends the man’s Shiva to determine how he could have died so young.

Frasier’s agent cons him into endorsing a product he doesn’t support…and which makes Frasier look a little nutty.

Niles and Frasier begin to suspect their father of cheating on their mother years earlier after they discover him in an apparent clandestine rendezvous with an old friend.

News of Davis’ impending arrival on Nantucket is soon followed by troubles for Helen:a friend drops by in need of a sympathetic ear,a quick trip to the gym results in…

Martin meets a woman via telescope after discovering the fun of spying into other people’s apartments. Frasier eagerly tries to set Martin up with Irene, but is perplexed when Martin…

Joe is upset when he becomes Brian and alex’s chauffeur to their Vermont getaway and Helen’s to New York City to see Davis.But he ends up having the most fun,as…

Everyone is of course skeptical when Brian announces that his relationship with Alex is special. To try to insure that their relationship lasts longer than a couple of weeks, they…

Alex’s weekend with Brian is spoiled when the wonderful spontaneity of the event revealed by Joe and Helen to be one of Brian’s many prepared date packages.But instead of taking…

At Walter’s wedding,Lowell’s hopes of getting back together with Bunny are dashed when she introduces him to her date.Trying to save face, Lowell tells her about his own date,Yvette,and is…

Weeb Gilroy’s death has Lowell searching for the right words to write for a eulogy for his long time friend.Words fail him at the end;all he can think of is…

To cheer up Carlton Blanchard on a lonely birthday,Helen invites him to her house for a party.But after Carlton falls down her stairs and threatens a lawsuit from his lawyer…

In their pursuit of Alex,Joe and Brian take some indirect tips from Helena as she describes her own reactions to another’s man advances.But Alex sees through all their ploys,until Joe…

To impress Alex, Brian tells her he is a good friend of Clint Black and that he can get ticket’s to Black’s sold-out Boston show.Helen works her way into the…

Helen is unhappy that the brothers are ””coming to her rescue”” with their gift,but they finally convince her to except the gift and go after the job in the Nantucket…

When Helen hears about auditions for the Nantucket String Quartet,it revives her aspirations of being a cellist. Unfortunately,she has no cello,thanks to the plane ditched at sea.Urged on by Brian,she…

Loose talk at Helen’s house one night between Antonio,Helen and Alex reveals Alex once posed for Playboy.Helen and Antonio promise to keep it a secret,but at the airport the following…

After a trip to see a friend in Boston at Logan Airport,and finding out how much more he gets payed,Lowell decides to ask Roy and Joe for a raise.Following Antonio’s…

Helen ignores Joe’s advice and decides to go out with one of Joe’s old college friends,but she soon comes to regret that decision when she realizes she can’t bare his…

Rumors abound at the airport when Antonio reveals he saw Joe’s car parked outside of Alex’s apartment late the night before.Soon the airport is buzzing and it’s driving Brian and…

Joe and Helen watch with trepidation as Shannon Moss (one of Brian’s old girlfriends) arrives. Their fears are soon realized when Brian falls under her spell, yet again. Despite the…

The arrival on Nantucket of beautiful new helicopter pilot, Alex Lambert soon has the brothers chasing after her, despite her obvious non-interest. Meanwhile, Antonio gets invited to the Tuesday night…

Kissed by Helen after he fixes her stove, Lowell decides to ask for a date. She laughs in his face, but concedes to a date while apologizing to him. The…

Roy complains out loud about the singing of the national anthem at a Red Sox game; he believes he could do far better. So with Brian’s connections in the Sox…

Sandpiper is finally back in business,but Joe’s nose is broken by a man who mistakes him for Brian.At the surgeon’s office,the doctor’s observation of a bump on Brian’s nose has…

Angry at the nearly non-existent aid from his insurance company, Joe lets Brian convince him to fake an injury to get more money out of his insurers.Despite Helen’s loud objections,they…

Stranded at sea aboard a lifeboat after Joe ditched his airplane,the gang spend restless hours at each other’s throats, awaiting rescue.Joe watches his plane sink,and Helen loses her cello.Just as…

When Helen accidently spills soup all over a man’s expensive Italian suit,she thinks her fortunes have sunk to their lowest.But it turns out the man is the managing Director of…

To help commemorate the anticpated breaking of Joe’s old high school strike out record,Joe’s old coach coerces him to fly him and his star player Ty Warner (Party of Five)…

After returning from a vacation made possible by a hefty tax refund,Brian finds out that the refund was an error.To help pay of his bet he takes on a second…

Antonio stories of his successes with a video dating service soon have Joe,Brian,Helen and Lowell plunging into the video dating tray.Joe ends up with a

After her short-lived career in real estate ends in disgrace, the gang convince Helen to take a job placement exam. When the exam suggest she should pursue a career in…

Joe is pleased to learn that the ticket he donated to the children’s hospital’s charity event brought in a staggering 10,000 dollars. But his mood soon turns sour when a…

Dr. Frasier Crane’s plans to conduct a self-esteem seminar on Nantucket are interrupted by Helen’s accusations that he ruined her life in New York City when she attended one of…

The news that the Hackett’s old house has been condemned due to storm damage has the two brother’s trying to save it. But all efforts fail (including Roy’s voting against…