Milo meets a book publisher, but it’s not his writing she’s interested in. Neal hires an intern and Myron enlists Tyler and Gibbs to make him look cool on social…
Holly offers to help Stuart impress his ex-wife, Lorna (Janet Varney), at a ballroom dance contest, but it turns out Holly is no help at all. Adding insult to injury,…
While working on a story with Sully, Billie gets some surprising news about the newspaper. Meanwhile, Zack and Davis go into the sandwich business together.
Billie tries to live vicariously through Zack and Davis by offering up dating advice to them. However, things take a turn, when the objects of the boys’ affection reveal their…
Charlie’s young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered…
After ten years of marriage, Doug finds a new love – in the form of designer cologne that Carrie can’t stand, but his scent-ual affair forces Carrie to demonstrate bad…
Things have changed at the bookstore for Ellen, as a coffee shop is added and Joe is hired as its manager. Meanwhile, Ellen thinks Holly’s boyfriend is hitting on her,…
Convinced she’s responsible for getting a car salesman fired, Ellen hires him to work at Buy the Book. Meanwhile, Ellen’s parents unwittingly interfere with her plans to buy a new…
Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.
Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point
Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school– Darlene’s comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.
A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David’s and learns the…
The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is…
Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement centre, which leaves Roseanne…
Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the…
Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect but much, much younger man.
As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.’s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners’ dim horizon. (Coda: an ice-cream fight in the Conner kitchen; Arnie…
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boy’s drunken, reckless evening at the Lobo Lounge to cover both their tracks.
Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell’s employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice…
Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist after she chooses the ideal man for Jackie — dull tax accountant Art; Darlene mouths off once too often about a female school bully.
The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell’s Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans…
On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene, who skipped school with David to attend…
When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie’s new friendship with Nancy.
It is Crystal’s choice to choose where the gals’ night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Roseanne wins $50 playing bingo, she gets hooked…
Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall — and hears something she wishes she hadn’t from one of the kids’ mothers, who turns out to…
Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with a school assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne frazzled, as does working two jobs.
Roseanne is convinced that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for the Hallowe’en prank she played on her; Jackie flirts with a moose at the Lodge costume party only to discover…
Jackie awakens and is horrified to find that she has slept with Arnie; Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game; DJ trades his comics for a dog.
Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Lanford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge, as does keeping the household fine-tuned with Becky in charge.
